Appalling professions

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Anti-perspirant tester who must smell peoples' armpits.

http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/u...it-sniffer.jpg

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London traffic wardens

Estate agents

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Lawyers 4U and other ambulance chasers...

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I gotta say, them undertakers are riding the baby boom to some serious cash now-a-days.

As for Mean Mark, I'm impressed he's still wrestling!

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OMGWTFBBQ - horse semen collector. Honestly, I prefer to let our stallion do it the way nature intended (and he is much bigger, in every way ) Be careful, this is a bit graphic

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Oh dear, you've just opened up a whole new can of, well, openings

Sudden memories of the "AI man" and his visits to the farm, and the jokes for the rest of the day, every time.

"and what do you do?"

"I visit farms and get sheep pregnant."

etc etc

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I used to buy a car from a car salesman who had no driving license, from a Toyota dealer in California.

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coroner....coming back home with the smell of all the medical stuff on his hands

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Well, I was going to write a thread about it..but luckily I found this one. So here is my list:

- Children's television show moderator

- Scooter/Moped review test/driver on TV (you just wasn't good enough for the car segments)

- Telemarketer (what an ungrateful job)

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don't tell anyone this.. but I was once a giraffe

( asst mgr at a Toys R Us.. and anytime there was any kind of promotion or sales event... "greg, get in the suit" ) ...

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That's kind of odd, as I was just literally thinking that if you were a cartoon character you would be Jake from Adventure Time.

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A friend of mine from high school became a doctor, and he specializes in autopsies for medical and occasionally police investigations.

Once we friends all went out for a drink and he was telling us that his biggest issue was trying to explain to a girl on a date what his profession was.

"So what do you do?"

"Well, I am a doctor"

"What kind of doctor?"

"Well, I check things..."

And so on. His recounting of a sample of "dating experiences" was really funny!

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Mudder, I think perhaps it's best I can't view that clip and so ( once again ) I have no real clue what you are on about.

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Surprised it hasn`t been mentioned yet: prostitutes.

Poor women (and the occasional guy) selling their bodies for cash.

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http://www.englishforum.ch/jobs-offe...solothurn.html

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From EF responses lately, I'd say International Media Mogul .

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Something has been bugging me for years. About 5 years ago Robbie Williams came to Zürich and appeared on a saturday evening TV programme. Tele Züri, the boulevard TV programme here followed his evening and came up with the result (and the people who were involved) that when he was back in his hotel he sneaked down to have a look in the bar, chose a woman/girl who he would like to f... and sent the hotel managed down to procure her for him.

I would hate to be a hotel manager if I would have to be a pimp.

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Lawyers

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Butcher *shudder*