Can anyone close to Zurich airport help me mail something?

I lost a small waist bag at Zurich airport. The lost & found office is unable to send items abroad and I won't return to Switzerland anytime soon. I have no-one that could pick up the thing and mail it to me. Could anyone help me? I will obviously pay for postage and also for the transportation expense, if needed. Opening hours (yes, they have opening hours) are from 10am-1pm (yes, that bad).

To which city / country?

My wife works at the airport. PM me and we will help you.

Wow, EF at it's best, in under 20 minutes!

I am still the good guy even though I have not heard back from him, right?

Maybe he got lost as well

So thanks for the thanks and for the greenies but my offer is for the waist bag...not for a human