For Wales I don't think you could top the motto as invented by the Not the Nine O'Clock News team: "Failed in Wales"
For England I'd suggest "Ingerland, iss me 'ome innit"
Dipso, Fatso, Bingo, Asbo, Tesco.
"Anticipation and Decorum", has a nice ring to it and it may befit the English. For the semi illiterate, that have no understanding of it's meaning. It could be shortened to, "Ant and Dec"
"We would like to apologise......"
Good but a little contrived. Could do better. 6/10
In fact, the England motto could be summed up in the words of one of my frustrated teachers "Could do Better"
Maybe "Must try harder"
(If ever you laddies and lasses get to England's former colony, Malaysia, I have one: Truly Asia - all the vices of the region in one nation.)
Carry on, y'all.
"It's not the winning, but the taking part that counts"
"Must at least Try"
Free benefits,housing and health care to all comers!
"The United Kingdom, love it or leave it"
(not that anybody in here would do that...)
Not bothered
Chav's welcome
The queue for benefits starts here
Welcome, to wipe your feet any where over the country
Computer says no!
greed Britain
Oh heck just rename the place Tesco's
New motto could be "We control every aspect of your life"