I saw John Cleese in Lucerne last night!

Which one, John Cleese or Michael Winner?

Mr Cleese.I would have spoken to him but he was gone , I would have said......"Mr Cleese - thank you for making me laugh 1000 ́s of times over the years"

Would that have been ok do you think? or would he have said "bu**er off" .... I wonder.

I thought he had financial problems.....6 million quid in debt, straight from the horses mouth:

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/news/ar...1&in_page_id=2

Not if you're trying to blend in here... Real Swiss people do not do such things

I don't know why, but I like saying "Detlef Schrempf" for some reason ....Sounds like something you'd order in a fancy resteraunt: "Waiter, I'll have the escargot and the Detlef Schrempf please"

...I met Joey Ramone in New York once....well, it was before he died....I think... ..hard to tell...

I may be mistaken, but I do believe that I may possibly have seen Mrs and Mrs David Beckham in Yvoire this afternoon.

Initially, I saw a woman whom I thought bore a startling resemblance to the erstwhile 'posh spice' person, but cast the thought aside, until, glancing across at her escort, I realised that her gentleman friend bore a startling resemblence to the skirt-wearing football player with whom the 'artiste' is habitually seen.

It is possible, of course, that some innocent, anonymous couple are merely condemned by cruel fate to look exactly like the King and Queen of Celebrity Tittle Tattle, but the coincidence, in my opinion, would be too great to consider.

I can only conclude, therefore, that I have seen, with my own eyes, Posh and Becks themselves, enjoying the wonders of the southern shore of Lake Geneva (I wonder if they coughed up the 10 euros to see the 'garden of the five senses'?).

I feel like I've been touched by the hand of, er, something or other...

I must go and shower...

Was on my way to meet up with a friend on Bahnhofstrasse, Zurich when I saw R. Kelly and his croonies walking down the street. Not many recognized him either (was before his court case became popular). Also met Kofi Annan and Tina Turner, both on Bahnhofstrasse, Zurich. Peace.

well just don't mention the war!

oh, and by the way, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

he was probably planning to bring back a suitcase of high precsiosn watches from that country with an S where they don't make watches. Spain maybe?

Just wondering...

Does he really walk a funny walk?

You know. Like in his films?

Does he walk the same walk? Absolutely. That's one reason why I recognised him.

Last weekend I also saw that MacDonald's Breakfast guy. You know, the one who can do all those accents. He is even better in real life.

Well,

if you like adverts, you may remember the Diet Coke adverts, with those hunks of men in their work break.

Here's something similar...

Enjoy!!!

To quote "Early Doors",

Say if you met Neil Armstrong in a pub; how long do you reckon you could last without mentioning the moon?

Cheers,

Nick

Not quite sure how someone who is into the late great Zappa, can consider Phil Collins. Rock and Roll? As a drummer in early Genesis Maybe!

I remember him saying on TV, that one of the most depressing things for him was when someone stopped him on the street and said (first folding arms): "Now, say something funny... "

You're right I don't, but he probably does. Maybe .... Even early Genesis were a bunch of wimpy schoolboys (as was I at the time, but that is another story). Just bought "Shiny Beast" by Captain Beefheart, beautifully produced by Frank Zappa. Wonderful stuff. Oops off topic .

Hey Zappa, Have you heard Zappa Does Zappa? Dweezil plays like Frank. Pure guitar genious. Check it out on YouTube.

Who?

mmm, Just as I thought, Who?