Stiebel Eltron used to do good ones. Probably the best out there now is the Argo Ullysse 13. Circa 1600 euro in Germany and significantly more in Switzerland.
Great if someone has found an installation of a monoblock unit that works for them but the science doesn't lie.
If you have the situation where you have outside space away from neighbours you could make a temporary installation of a mini-split unit if you think you could get away with it.
This. As I said, I opted for a (powerful, 12000 BTU) monobloc because I basically have no other choice, and because most of the heat comes from a single room, but I'm not super happy about the solution. Making sure that the seal around the window is tight when there is negative pressure pushing air inside is a velcro and tape nightmare.
Yes, this might work. However: 1) you still get full noise inside the house, as with a monobloc, and 2) you need to put two large exhausts out of the window(s), and separated by a large enough distance so that you do not re-use the exhaust hot air to cool down the unit. Might be doable, but really depends on the layout of your windows and apartment.
The noise you move outside of your apartment will naturally be generated the furthest apart possible, which will simultaneously be closest to your neighbor. Not always, but usually and in the vast majority of cases.
Cue neighborhood wars. Miracle of miracles, the neighbor's system keeps going out of service and everybody wonders why.
Question: Look at the attached pictures of my window panel (notice it's a fixed panel, not an opening, next to the actual door-window, and the frame is made of wood).
How insane am I for considering cutting a 4 cm hole through the wood frame there in the red spot? I could pass the hose of the split unit through there, use two raisers on the side rails to block the sliding shutter 4 cm from ground, and once leaving the flat I could seal the hole with polyurethane foam and wood putty, plus some paint. (I would not ask Livit for permission, of course the default answer would be "no")
Then when you move out, put the original window back in. Landlord has nothing to complain of.
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In my earlier post I forgot to mention another small annoyance with my old split unit: The drip hose. It's quite short so you have to find a tray that works with that, but is also large enough to collect a fair amount of water. My solution is to raise the unit on a platform so the hose more easily drips down into a tray. On a humid day you have to empty the tray fairly often. I have no idea if this is still a thing with newer units.
Thanks for the hint, I will have a look at Hornback just to have an idea. However, I doubt it is worth the effort and cost of a replacement window, also considering that I don't know for how long we will stay in this apartment, and I think fixing the hole is gonna be relatively painless, so I'm probably going to take the risk unless at Hornback they have replacement windows for very cheap.
The result? FANTASTIC! Even if the unit is in a somewhat inconvenient area of the house (far away from the computers where I work), by using that and a couple of fans to circulate the air in the apartment we managed to keep the temperature absolutely decent!
Do not go for a monobloc. Split AC is the way.