OP, I can't help you with a translation but good on you for trying to be romantic.
I'd use deepl instead. It's likely to be closer than google.
Oww somebody got burned....
And banned (again)
By a man.
EF does anything not to add to people's traumas.
I would help you, but no money in the world can make me write that horrible züri dialect
Jokes aside, how long is that letter?
I wonder it the translator had a freudian slip?
How do you know?
thanks for making me vom.
OP. why not write in the universal language: emojis!
I see the word please isn't in your vocabulary. All of your posts had barely a shred of politeness, which is hardly going to make people want to help you.