Wasted, are you still here? But, of course. Where else would you be?
I'm truly amazed this thread has not been closed by now...
We're working on it...
I mock you both, finance and IT. I'm a CEO with a perky-boobed assistant looking for some funny-coloured paper on my behalf.
ouch! you are cruel
Your avatar never suited you better than right now DB. Look at that grin, that posture ...
I will answer your question in all honesty.
YES
One love, true love exists and it is for real
now, ( and here is the catch ) This one love and true love is simply the love of yourself.
Isn't that the point of this thread: women are selfish cruel bitches never to be trusted.
As much as I love you SL -->
It's called tough love for those blokes who are too dense to see their true selves in the mirror.
Add a wet bath towel, flicked with just the right degree of precision, and the message would get through loud and clear.
I sometimes wonder how some of these posters ever made it through school...
That's deep, mang.
Why presume so?
I know the film it came from but I can't remember the name of it.
Well, obviously I don't know what other people's schools were like, but anyone as whiny, introspective and touchy as some of these posters wouldn't have lasted ten minutes at my old school.
I shouldn't imagine posh schools are any better, from what I've heard.
But then, I suppose we shouldn't discount the possibility that some people spent their formative years dressed in sailor suits, taught by French governesses...
Stop it, you're gettin' me all wet and slippery.
Don't make a mess, or there won't be any spotted dick for supper!
Aaaww, you're just saying that so that the EF ladeezzzz think you're a bit of a challenge...we all like a challenge....
You're welcome.
Nah, they'd think that's foreplay.
It sounds like the OP's understanding of foreplay is "Are you awake?"