Real life Rule 1 violations and consequences

I try to always stick to the rules of life. I don't like consequences.

Rule 1 is well-defined , and known to many; unfortunately, often learned the hard way

If the OP is actually looking for Phil's rule number one , I am really dissappointed.

Rule 1. Don't use incorrect grammar on a forum. Real-life consequences of not doing this? Having the pedant police point it out to you. Often while making their own, consequent errors.

Consequent isn't a verb. So you can't "consequent" someone's arse. Or @rse.

hth

You recon? Please present your @rse for consequention. I thought you couldn't write arse on the forum!

yes, this was the rule i was thinking about

look's like the rules is not so well known as a moderator moved it OT when I think it is highly relevant to swiss life (and potentially death!)

What if finally being one's self, means you have become somebody else ?

The soft absorbant material is around your ankles...