strip clubs in zurich and luzern ?

My mate went to each and every one of these "nightclubs" in Zürich Niederdorf. They're bloody boring and the girls are old russian proxymitudes, and they don't even have Ovomaltine for 2 weary travellers, apparently and so I've heard.

thats jus what ive been told. Don go down to Geneva much at all so its jus the talk that goes around on campus. so im not sure wit it is. maybe i will go check it out one day!

I have noticed that a lot of posters have "been told" something... ahhh I love you guys

indeed. You could get a quick flight to Prague, visit five brothels and still have change left over for a Big Mac.

You have to at least give us the names of some of these places...

Angela, you know that men don't like these kinds of things and only go because of peer pressure. All of those pages on the internet about such things are only put there to facilitate our imagination and to allow us to sound more interesting than we actually are, or at least this is what I've read.

I was also told that massage and sauna clubs was also another way to describe 'unsavoury' clubs in Switzerland but i not sure if they are really designed to make you feel relaxed or to make you tense . I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke!!

"I've heard from a friend" that in Prague there's this place where you go in, get changed into a bathing robe, with a bottle of Chevas Regal on the table.. and it has kind of laptop.. where you can see all the "details" of the girls available.. and order...

So I've heard... Honestly!.. You can check my passport, never been to Prague

MacDonalds. It's a chain so just ask someone when you are there.

I was really suprised by the openeness of the brothels here, when I first got here, one even had an advertising campaing with billboards over town.

I'm of the opinion it's better to have these thing open, legal and regulated than pushed underground. It's the oldest profession after all, and I don't think it will ever go away.

I think I would rather just munch on the McDonalds....

My mate told me about a strip club in Tenerife several years ago. He said, there was Liveshows with several girls performing at the same time, and they used various toys like a strapon to -er- entertain her colleague. Thank god he told me, or i would have missed it

I went to a strip bar by Langstrasse with a friend and it was a bit crap and very seedy, not the Spearmint Rhinos glamour type where the girls are well-paid, look like models, and give it their all in their performance.

If anyone knows a good one though, reputable and a bit higher-class, i'd be well up for that for a boys night out one weekend.

THis happens in my country too...or so I have been told

Try the airport, they got the 8x5 meter billboards and several smaller ones at the arrival terminals...

Must be a hard life being a business man these days...

Is that what they call it now?

Rhinos ! That's the name of the really nice one in London innit ?

Now that was a great stripclub, or so my mate said.

In some of the Baltic countries, there are no reguler bars and pubs, almost ALL bars are strip bars.

"A friend of mine" went to Stockholm for a weekend break with his wife and he noticed a strip bar nearby.. so in the evening after sightseeing etc... he dropped his wife to the hotel and excused going to get some cigerettes.

Quickly sneaked into that strip join, not wanting to miss the Swedish beauties... must be his lucky day, the girls called him up on stage and pulled his trousers down... and did some nice oral performance.

He came back happier than he thought

I knew a girl ca. 10 years ago, who made a living of stripping. Not like in a Strip club, but you could hire her to strip for a Polterabend or she would make a 5 minute show in a Disco. One time, she was hired for a Disco near where I lived, and she practised her moves in my flat for half an hour, which I did not really mind. Back then, she charged ca. CHF 700 for 5-10 minutes of work.

Unfortuately, she started doing drugs too, ended up with a lot of debt, and last thing i heard, was, that she had become a prostitute.

http://www.dollhouse.ch/

I was here a while back.

Think it was 15chf to get in. With that you get 'Plastic Dollar' Bills to then give to the girls.

A Private Dance costs 100chf. Again you get plastic dollar bills to 'place' upon/in the girl. The dance was really cool. Pretty full on and certainly up close and personal. Lasted quite long. pretty cool.

After that we just hung around watching the girls on the poles etc.