Swiss placenames that make good insults/swearwords

I like Töss, I guess if you're from there you're a Tösser. Also, Kloten in Dutch means testicles It gets lots of laughs from Dutch friends I pick up at the aeroport.

Well, I thought 'Fingeringhoe' in Essex was too close for comfort when I lived in Colchester but I have just read of a place called 'Wankdorf' in the Muse thread...

I honestly could not live in a town called Wankdorf (cue the schoolboy giggles)... Is it called Wank for short ? Do locals (Wankers ??) say I am just going to Wank this afternoon when they mean shopping ?

Are there any more in Switzerland ?

There are a billion other threads on this; search and ye shall findeth.

your search-fu is not strong....

Well I goggled and came up with this...

Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief

What a headline...

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/

I would prefer to live here.....

My doctor is called Beat Muff, perhaps he should live in Wankdorf?

Ahhhh. it won't let the link work... look up "" in your seach machine and go to the wiki page for the town....

Yes, indeed Wankdorf is a suburb of Bern, and it's where the Football stadium is located. (Where the Young Boys play). It's a lot to take in.

Actually, when we were thinking about coming here, a friend took us around and we saw the sign and I said, brightly, ohhhhhhhh, wankdorf, is that a town full of wankers? Our friend laughed, and then politiely informed us that his mom lived there. But he did think it funny.

Apparently "wankdorf" means something like meeting place I think.

Used to live near Großkotz, just across from Kleinkotz in Swabia (big spew, little spew)

Wanker is a old southern name. Over in Germany there is a Wank mountain and the Wankbahn takes tourists up to the summit, and a neighbor boasts the name Alois Wanker, poor sod.

Werd to your mother.

Germany has some good names.

http://www.zugspitze.de/de/winter/berg/wank/

So the young boys are generally Wankdorf in the football stadium? How times have changed over when I were a lad.

They probably worked at it for ages to come up with that one.

Not as sorry as those from Cunter.

http://maps.google.ch/maps?f=q&sourc...Cnden&t=h&z=13

Which of course brings us to the classic ESPN news headline:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...270580&cc=5739

I was wondering when that was going to crop up- not as posh as Barnt Green but posher than Rubery and Bromsgrove

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root,_Switzerland

There is also Ringlikon on the way up the Uetliberg.

Also, Hofacherstrasse is a pretty common street name.

This place is in Austria, but could probably top any list of funny names.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/,_Austria

This came up on the car GPS as we were driving back from St Moritz... It's a village near Savognin.