That reminds me of this Graham Norton red chair classic…
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Some toilets are infested with gay perverts. Bürkliplatz urinals in Zurich is one such place. One of my friends got harassed by a pervert at the toilet in Lausanne station - after clubbing my friend was supposed to catch the first train (3:30am?) to Geneva. We had our dinner at Subway and my friend had urgent need to use the toilet. He went to use the toilet and some pervert entered with his thing out in rather “excited state”, closed the main door and asked my friend if he would be interested in oral on him. My friend came running out of the toilet in a traumatized state. We thought of reporting it to the station security but we just couldn’t find anyone. This happened back in 2018.
Urinal tale of the day.
Some years ago I had the absolute pleasure of taking a piss in a Parisian urinal. One of These Wall high waterfall Temples of urine..
Got Little Slammer out of hiding and just enjoyed the Moment. Turned to See a Moroccan guy standing next to me cranking his dongle and grinning.
I put my Hand on his neck and Shoved his Head into the waterfall.
Another urinal tale is from the half way resthouse between México City and Querétaro, went for a pee, only to find a freaking rattlesnake in the trough.
I have Never stoppend that fast in mid Flow in my life.
TMI, TMI,
TMI TMI.
Yes it’s a complete sentence.
This toilet in Zurich (now closed) was full of perverts. I went there once to have a piss. And standing by the back wall was a guy jacking off. He disappeared quickly when I showed him my hunting knife.
Apparently the New Year’s Eve celebrations in New York’s Times Square, with many thousands of people, do not have toilet facilities and if you leave the immediate area, you are not allowed in.
Consequently, everyone who goes wears adult incontinence pants or those pads in bags that soak up liquid.
And yet you were worrying about going into the ladies’ toilets…
Is that what you call it
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