What's the point of having a beard??

Fun fact:

We have pubic hair so it retains our scent in order to attract mates.

Urs Max and cannut , ha ha ha

The thing is, while driving just before I was thinking of the ratio , how much do hairy furry cromagnon men get laid comparing to the smooth,stylish ones?

Then, maybe I'm just about to fix that world problem as well, because men will realise how they're having lower sex activity because women cant be bothered to go through all that prickly bush and she cant even really see his face (that's covered with that hair) )

Men wish to increase (perhaps) that ratio and they're thinking "I'm having more chances by being the cromagnon" but they're not realising it's working against them ?

Eh

Pancakes, "we" is maybe too optimistic )) Me, I attract with my 30 cheesy math jokes and knowledge of the 19th century industrial revolution together with my knowledge of the Argentine Great Depression 1998-2002 and who falls in that trap falls for the rest , I dont care

I have a chain saw ,110 volt and a 14 inch bar

" En raechte Switzer mit Frau Cind haet d'haar uf de Bruscht und nid uffem Grind "

Here are some unique examples.

https://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/photos

And here are the beard categories

https://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/categories

My husband is mostly a stubble guy, although occasionally he ventures into wildman category. It‘s not scratchy though. He sometimes has a goatee, which I rather like, but it requires precision maintenance. One thing about beards and such though......they grow back.

and these same men from that pictorial will then have an opinion on cellulite, big hips and stuff like that

Doesn't the occasional application of soap and water diminish the effect ?

Somebody should test it.

Pheromones and all that chit-chat talk we tell lazy and ugly people "yeah it works" so they feel better

Indeed they do.

Hatred of facial hair is strong here!

Speaking from personal experience is difficult for me on this topic as I've yet to kiss a bearded man.

On the other side of the argument I know of 2 friends, one shaved his beard and his missus told him to regrow it as soon as possible. Whether to hide his face or general fluffiness I don't know.

The other grew a beard after being together for about 4 years, he suggested shaving it but was told to keep it if possible.

So there's all sorts in this world.

Who's avatar was this for years...I can't remember

A beard touching my skin makes me feel a bit nauseous, it grosses me out. Absolutely no issue with body hair (within reason, the full gorilla suit look is not my preference), but anything past ten days of not shaving your face is a hard pass.

However, I can appreciate the beauty of a well-groomed proper beard and am not mad at the "old-school hairstyle with a neat beard" look. "Lazy" beards outright disgust me, I think a lot of men don't realise that looking after a beard is actually not much less work than keeping your face clean shaven.

I find it keeps my chin warm in winter.

If I was a man and had a beard, I would Bedazzle it.

Dude on the right has a nice streak going on. As for the beard.....talk about scratchy! How well are those things attached?

Glue which will inevitably fail leaving a trail of sparkles around the place like some sort of damaged fairy.