Why sit 1 in 4 on the train

alas, the pool of drool on the floor inevitably deters the fair maiden.

I'm more classy than that- I use my shoe to smear it away, so its less obvious...

If I want remain undisturbed, I stare at any passing travellers and grin seductively whilst patting the empty seat next to me.

Yes, but do you lick your lips?

Sometimes, but only if I'm feeling particularly beautiful.

That was you?????

I liked it.

The only concession I will make regards seat swapping is that I would swap from a 4er to a 2er, only because I can stretch my legs out under the seat in front. It also helps to prevent the touching-knee taboo one encounters with the opposite passenger.

Yes, and now will never experience the delectable, insurmountable pleasure of sitting next to me on the S1 from Wankdorf to Fribourg.

Ha ha... he said "Wank"...

[QUOTE=teysb;1843300]This is a real bugbear of mine on the trains. Why do people insist on occupying 1 seat in a bank of 4? I walk past so many people who do this. When we have friends come over, and there are only 4 of us, we have to split up across the train because there is not one set of 4 seats vacant

The next time when you are travelling alone on a train, make an example of yourself and practice what you preach .:

That way you will be paying way for four friends to sit together

We never know

Wankdorf on the Wankdorf train?

HAd you ever been in Swiss military service you would have learnt to place

- the Rucksack on seat 1

- the Effektensack on seat 2

- the Rifle in front of seat 3

- yourself on seat 4

and in case of arrival of colleagues you could easily adapt

Ever wondered why whole sections on SBB waggons are full of soldiers ? THIS is why

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Somebody above mentioned Wankdorf. The place "officially" was re-named "Stade de Suisse" but

INofficially was RE-RE-named in to Wankdorf. a more acceptable name like "Bundesdorf" or

"Bern Downtown Stadium" might have been accepted

I sit on my own in a 4-seater place on the train because I am a tiny bit antisocial and prefer not to have to listen to other people's music / smell their food / be elbowed by them / have people try and chat me up ...

However, if I get on a train and it is immediately clear that all the desired 4-seater places have at least one occupant, I do not trawl the entire length of the carriage, knocking people on the head with my bag, before huffily settling down in a shared 4 seater place. I sit down in the first available place (provided it's not occupied by someone I recognise from situation 4 above).

What I do find amusing is that often if I'm in a 4 seater on my own, people will approach my section, and look disappointed, because as I am vertically challenged my head doesn't show over the top of the seat so the section appears to be empty!

Got on a train returning from Luzern with an elderly friend of mine - train was quite busy and a young man was sitting in a semi circular 6 seater - right in the middle. I winked at my friend and she got the message and we sat on either side of him and began to chat about mundane things 'over his lap' - he tried to ignore us, then gave up and move away. If someone if sitting on a busy train or bus with a bag taking a seat- I'll just ask quietly for them to remove it so I can sit down- some will really sulk and pull such a face - but i don't care

Well, "Wankdorf" is actually the name of the area.

According to Leo, "wanken" means "to rock" as well as "to roll", therefore, anybody here like Wank 'n' wank music?

Similar happens in busy car parks; you spot a space, race over to it, only to a bloody Smart parked there .

this is the most correct definition of German rock music that I have ever seen

do the same if it is a quiet/empty train

Now that's what I call antisocial. I'd have been well pissed off if you did that to me, and justifiably so. Why couldn't you and your friend just sit where there was space and leave the poor guy alone?