Finally got one of those silly “I’ve gained access to your machine” e-mails this morning. Husband gets them fairly regularly, but this is the first one I’ve had.
"You’re nearing the end of your time allocation. Be sure to read this letter! It is very important for you. The text had to be made diffi cult to read in order to send you this mes sage.
Your time is running out swiftly. Som ething important has happ ened that I would like to tell you about. I gained access to your devices through certain websites that you visit ed. These sites allowed me to inf iltrate your system. One of them cont ained a spe cial code that I used, and it worked perf ect ly. Now I can see eve rything that happens on your screen and even around it.
I have saved copies of your most inte resting files and have the contacts you interact with most oft en. I also have access to your entire browsing histo ry. At first, I thought about dele ting ever ything I found on your devices and moving on. But after looking at the websites you regu larly visit, I changed my mind. I’m ref erring to websites with ques tio nable con tent.
Then I had an idea. While I was on your home network, I installed a back door on your cell phone so I could use your phone’s cam era. I just wanted to see what a porn lover looked like, and I expected to see a boy, but I saw you. By the way, I had to wait a long time for the right moment, but it was worth it. W ithout going into the dirty det ails, I ended up recording a 5 minute porn movie starring you. I’m sure this movie will impress all your friends and all Internet users.
In short, since you’re in a shitty situation and I need money, I’m offering you a dea l. You send me the money, I’ll delete all data about you, and we can both forget this ever happe ned. I’m asking for USD 1696 in BTC. Wallet to which the money should be sent (remove spaces from the wallet address so that the string is cont inuou s):
1DrD tD4 zD5 iNki w39g D3PM TxF JXHcwMy1V
At that moment, the countdown beg an. You have as many hours as you are years old to send the money. I think that’s enough time, and it seems fair.
You may not bel ieve me, you may say that this cannot be true, and so on. Fine, that will be your choi ce. I will not waste my time on you, but will simply publish all this ina ppr opriate content about you on all social networks and send it to all your frie nds."
Sorry chum, but I don’t have a cell phone. 