Today I learned that the plural for haggis is "haggei and the collective noun for haggei is a “stoochie” and baby haggei are called “hagglets”
There you go.
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I need one of those Fife shroomus finders!!
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That is just offal!
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I wonder if Haggei would make good pets?
But how would one catch a wild Haggis, perhaps scatter a dram of whiskey and a handful of oats and recite bad poetry to lure them out from under the IrnBru bush where they like to hide out?
I think you are about 21 days too late. Or 344 days too early.
I don’t think they look sleekit or tim’rous, though. They look like guinea pigs.
There has been reports of an outbreak of Haggei .