About Swiss Girls ?

"and those grapes look sour anyhow"

Which part of rarely is hard to understand?

Why were you expecting women to come to you?

Yup that's the norm, basically if you get a smile and a "longer than a glance" look it generally means they're approachable. I think the problem is people from other countries are used to a bit more obvious signs, so they tend to miss the Swiss signals or mistake them for disinterest. Then there's the 10 minutes it takes to break through the ice-wall that they raise as a test while they scrutinise you carefully. Once that's done then they're a great laugh and very open. After almost 2 years i'm gradually starting to get the hang of their (well, Zurichers at least) mentality, and have been chatting to some really cool people lately while out and about in Niederdorf (my favourite haunt at the moment).

When it comes to Swiss women it is "Welcome to Weirdsville" (note the way I spelled "weird" in "Weirdsville)

damn it seems i ll miss Chi Town Girls

well thank goodness for that! why diss on Mexico? They are, after all, responsible for:

Paulina Rubio, Salma Hayek, and El Santo!

(Where's Erik Estrada from?)

LOL, I'm of South American/Swiss descent and also live in Lugano.

I look mostly Latino or Italian, at least that's what I get the most. I'm 6' 3'' and all I have to say about Lugano is that they're f'ing xenophobic around here. Everytime I'm walking down the street and there's some old lady there too or even a guy, she/he crosses the street, wtf? Because I'm dark-skinned I'm supposed to be up to something? It's quite annoying really, oh well....

I guess it is also, because I dress like an American and so I look like "not from around here", since most people here wear Gucci, Armani,D&B, tight pants and all them metro-bs(like doing your eyebrows, etc). While I like to stick to my jeans, regular t-shirts and what not.

Anyway, if you wanna score around here, all I can say is start wearing Gucci, Armani, tight pants, etc. In other words, become a metro, that's what girls dig around here... at least most of them.

If you're looking for something casual, then you're best bet is to go out clubbing, Vanilla, Pascia', etc.

If you're looking for something more serious, unless a friend of yours introduces you then it's quite difficult.

Anyway good luck!!

Sorry, Swiss chicks have a thing for Mexicans. Maybe work on your accent, mang?

was gonna say the same thing. Don't know how many female swiss friends of mine love themselves some latin lurvin..

damn i m out ,, i ll be out of here asap there is no even one positive point about this place , this is about girls , thats about city boring everywhere close at 6 oclock what hell , and thats about prices , pay for something which aint worth , and thats about ppl too much polite lol.. GOD damn i m fk american ,and i aint gonna change, and about gucci armani , f it , i should pay and wear it that girls like me , f it , I don wanna that shii in my life .................... i m outttt

Welcome to Switzerland

I have a thing for proper grammar and spelling more than I do for Latin lovers.

And another attitude I find common among those not blinkered by bunny boiling thoughts is that they would rather be alone than keep bad company. Same here, I like being independent, the only person I would compromise on this for would be somebody pretty outstanding.

You can look at it in two ways:

1) You look like a freak

OR

2) Convince yourself that you are so stunningly good looking that they are afraid to approach you for fear of rejection at such a macho man.

Haha, giving up so soon, castromj?

But yeah, I'm a student myself and this town isn't the best for young people or foreigners, not to mention Lugano is completly dead during the winter...

But other than that, I like it out here, I mean, the city's really nice and erm, yeah, etc, etc.

Castromj,

You should appreciate the fact that you are in Lugano and not Zurich.

At least the females in Lugano have a smile on their face, look sexy and dress in other colours other than black and grey as per Zurich.

What stops you approaching them?

messi are u in Lugano ,! dude lets meet up, perhaps we can get some drink and shiii like that , and i told in here these girls why behave like this! , but anyway if i get on the right mood even i can work on paris hilton man ,, perhaps i can get u some kool and nasty chicks man lool

Exactly.

You said it right there.

The girls aren't the same around here like you've experienced elsewhere.

If I'd go to Yemen and would handle the men there in the same manner as I do here it might not mean the same to them at all.

The same for Bulgaria or even the canton Appenzell Innerrhoden mind you !!!

But what I really feel like saying is, go home to mother and let her cook something nice for you and let her comfort you a bit.

i'll have to agree to that. it's like they have an x-ray vision for these sort of stuff.

though for our friend here, i would say that you should just man up introduce yourself and have a casual conversation with the ladies. i mean, swiss girls are the most open girls you could ever find in the world! <--at least that is my opinion.

god damn it seems its exactly middle of hell here,, damn when i think to those dirty polish girls that i can have it by now in Poland , just my asss start firing ,,

My mom?? hey Sweetieeee....My mom loved valium and lots of drugs

And that’s why I am like I am cause I’m like ,,,,, i aint got no mom bb