Advantages to keeping a Swiss Man

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Well this group are called the "Silver Fountains" and live in Kerzers FR.

A friend brought them to play at my birthday.

Do Swiss music players make good husbands?

Now its the ladies' turn...

............akward silence.

Well, we all know Swiss guys are too cheap to eat out .... .

Well thanks for all those tips, may we close the thread now?

If it keeps on like this I'm sure we won't have to ask!

Technically speaking...you cannot... you know ...well never mind...

They prefer their women jobless...

They main advantage of keeping a Swiss man (I am a very fine specimen myself as evidenced in my profile picture) is that women don't have to pretend to have a sense of humour, we don't appreciate it anyway.

The women or the sense of humor ?

Well, anything exciting in general.

No, they do appreciate it. Laugh a bit too hard then explain the joke back to you to prove they got it.

I am just practicing the old Swiss tradition of self-deprecation.. oh wait..

I always thought that was Ben Elton.

One big advantage of keeping a Swiss Man is that hes not much of a man, so theres one less thing in the life of a woman to moan about. No man issues!

Any woman who is married to a Swiss and complains about the man, is a liar or atleast distorting facts a bit.

Dear oh dear.. I can just imagine it.. Honey lets do something crazy and wild tonight.. why dont you go on top

Me too.

She would pack up her Ski gear and head out probably

And I always thought it was a guy I used to live next door to called Charles Goldman!

Am I the only one questioning their choice of name for the band?

From the picture I'd say they might make good partners for non-heterosexual relationships...