and catch shoppin' fe va .
Then I go to Dub lin
and catch fever drin kin '
Then I go home to recover, from Geneva and Dublin.
(my first ever Limerick)
First I go to Gene va
There was a young Banker called Josh
who loved to talk about dosh
He started a Thread
Got groaned at instead
And found himself under the cosh
There was a Broker called Jess
Who suffered from torment and stress
She wrote too many posts
****ed off her hosts
and the Mods had to clear up the mess
Mind-twister:
In Switzerland folks like neutrality
It’s germane to the local mentality
If you’re like the Swiss
Then consider this:
Is “impartial” in fact partiality?
Any rebuttals?????
And now the Swiss Dude Limerick
....
....
“Swiss Dude Story”, we laughed, we were glad,
But he’s no longer with us, ‘tis sad
His posts, six and forty,
Then Mum pulled him up short, he's
Now banned here for ever, poor lad.
What's with banks here losing dosh?
Squandering my savings, o gosh!
Used to drive Audi,
Now only eat Aldi,
And my clothings not posh.
One for the superstitious:
On Friday the 13th it’s said
If you don’t look out you’ll end up dead
But in 24 hours
Those Valentine’s flowers
Could also mean you’ll end up wed
Two good bumps here!
An Englishforumer skied off the piste
And nearly got on the Grim Reaper's list.
He came back and felt sorry,
To help, told his story.
Which as dangerous then was dismissed.