Annual Porn Awards (possibly NWS)

So the annual porn nominations are out and it looks like Dame Judy Dench is going to be robbed again.

http://avnawards.avn.com/about/nominees.html

What amazed me was the sheer number of categories, some of which are frankly a little scary. This one however made me laugh,

It must be a pretty easy job coming up with names for Pornos, I was going to suggest we all create our own, but I think that would just go badly.

Also there is a special effects category which I am not even sure I want to think about.

And the winner is, in my opinion "Barrack's big stimulus package".

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it ;-)

- I translated the text for a porn movie when I was a student. Who would have thought that could ever contain 30 pages of dialogue ?

Doc.

"oh baby", "harder", "yeah", "oh...".

Is anything else ever said?

Are you kidding, "Twitter my shitter" is practically poetry.

I was quite taken with "Who's Nailin' Paylin" myself

Hmm, the "oh" seems to be an exclamation of disappointment.

On a similar note, I just thought of "Facebukaka".

That's what I expected too, and if i had known better, i would have charged 3-4 times as much for the job.

I leave examples of the dialogue to your imagination, as I do not wish to be banned.

This thread is pure filth. Dervaish as a Mod would never allow such threads.

Go On Doc.. I will take the ban on your behalf

Nope. We dont want to see you banned either

To come up with your own unique porn name you need the name of your first pet and your first street address.

Mine is Betsey Baddesley

Your EF Porn name could be Pornmouth69

In that case, I'm Kipper Vicarage

Mine is Silky Mowamba.

Pudding Greenhills

My Porn name woudl be "Lady Knarreborg"

Hahaaa...I want to be disgusted but haven't had such a good laugh for ages.

My name would certainly be Knoedelweiss.

Sada-Liscious

sounds pretty pornolicious no