I suppose quite a few of you might remember explaining to your teacher that the dog ate your homework. Have you got a more recent example of a bad excuse?
I was reminded of this one today and perhaps someone can enlighten me why Neil Parish thought “ tractors ” made any sense at all?
Haven’t watched the ITV interview but can imagine it only gets worse
I'm still lost as to whether he was watching porn, or tractor porn.
One of them has a lot more pull.
It is easy to get carried away when looking at pictures of tractors: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/pics/pic…naked-18761799
I don't get why women have to get their bits out to publicise tractors. Mind you I once bought a pair of pink flowery wellies for digging my garden in Scotland and my OH joked about maybe putting a pic of me in them on a fetish site for farmers if he could find one. Personally, I wouldn't have wanted to frighten any farmers out there, or horses for that matter
Well, unless they are forced to at gunpoint, quite a few women are usually enticed to overcome their natural modesty by a transfer of funds (cash or digital) before or after they get their bits out. The tractor manufacturers usually don’t profit much as their products are mere eye candy ...
That your OH was thinking about searching “a fetish site for farmers” might be slightly alarming to some of the less enlightened among us. Personally, I think that your reluctance to frighten horses or agriculturally involved humans is worthy of .... well, something