Bahá'í Faith - Worlds newest religion, lets bash them

I am posting from total ignorance here, but I refuse to let that stop me from attacking and bashing these people and their clearly bonkers religion.

(Actually I have been to Haifa and seen their garden, jolly nice it was too, I've got pictures I can make into a slide show if anyone is interested.)

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Madness. Religion unified or progressive...haven't they noticed how real religions harp on about tradition, or how it was done 2,000 years ago, that's real religion....bung your kid in some water and give him a name because it's always been done like that, who needs progressive thinking when you have a book.

And Unity, how do they think we get wars if people don't argue about religion and whether the wine is really blood or just a symbol of blood. Unity = no war and we know how crazy that would be.

How dare they pinch our prophets, they are ours. Just because Islam has pinched some Christian prophets doesn't make it right.

They are just cheating by saying everyone is right, how can we argue against them and prove we are actually more right than they are if they agree with us?

How are they going to split their religion into 2 sects over some piddling argument about abuse within their system if they are going to agree all the time?

Also there they go again with peace justice and unity - where on earth is the religiousness in that. Where are their silly hats and smelly herbs, where is the magic and showmanship in having sensible views like that?

I join a religion I want mysticism a big building and someone saying stuff in a funny language telling me what to do.

This religion is nuts, I hope they ban it in Switzerland and make a poster with a Garden full of black sheep building minarets that look like huge peace symbols, probably with black crows pecking white people to death in the background.

How do i pronounce it? Looks like a religion for sissies...

Then try Migros-Klub-Schule

I pronounce it 'Ba Ha'.

As in 'Ba Ha' that's a pants religion.

These are all bad people ,every one of theme . Good I don`t know one

There was a Bahai house near where I went to school. They used to trawl the public buses looking for likely suckers to come to their introduction evenings. One slimey chap accosted me as I was reading a book and wanted to make small talk. He asked me what I was reading, and I told him "Feminist Epistemology". He smiled and moved away. Hippy.

"Complete w@nkers, splitters, just like the People's Front of Judea", hold on a minute Reg, we're the People's Front of Judea.....

No need as they are very tolerant and very inclusive. I am keeping my ammo dry.

Oh come on! If you're wrong you can always stand up and say "Gentlemen, I was wrong". Don't try to get all 'neutral' on us!

It started in Iran 3-4 centuries ago, claiming every 1000 years, one prophet shows up (he came 1 millenium after Mohammad).

It's rather peaceful relig. but still it is a relig. And a bashable one!

This sounds like a description of a brothel I once heard about.

In that case I think their symbol looks like a bomb blast

It's just a star of David with added pointyness...non original.

Religion of goatse?

They should have gone with

This could be the Bahai / Goatse PopeMobile:

sorry

I'll bring the cakes for the first Bahá'í coffee morning:

I know your 'name' is Planthead for a reason, but what did you give yourself today and where can I get some?

you have it all wrong argus - it stands for plan the ad

Yeah cuz the Hebrews invented stars?

I see no star of david in that star anyways; missing the proper symmetry.