Also, if anyone knows of a discreet supplier of chloroform, I'd be more than grateful. Some people have quite strong opinions on pinning fairies, and I'd rather not attract too much attention to my crepuscular activities.
Thanks in advance.
DB
It's a bit late in the year to ask, but I'm curious if anyone knows of any good places to find fairies anywhere in eastern Switzerland or Zurich. I'd be particularly keen on catching a couple of boggarts or a bucca to add to my collection.
Not sure about the specific varieties involved, but you might like to try at any of your local churches. Or is it specifically ground-dwelling types you're looking for rather than the more commonly found sky fairies?
Hello! .
Definitely ground dwelling. Aerial species are a bugger to catch.
I understand the annual pisky migration to the Black Sea is well underway; you might bag a couple of them little buggers too.
They're the gudgeons of the fairy world: easy to catch, common as muck. I used to love catching them when I was a kid, but they're no challenge any more - especially during their autumnal migration to the Pontus when they get a bit... er... sluggish (to be as euphemistic as possible).
But thanks anyway.
I think you can scratch the chloroform off your shopping list
Ask Smoky. She builds little houses for them:
I think there is quite a gathering of fairies, elves and goblins outside most of our windows around this time of year at dinner time. They are all taking note of my son's appalling table manners, over-use of his games console and the heinous crime that he won't put on his PJs when instructed with a view to reporting it all back to Santa.
If you are outside our place at around 6pm you might bag a few of them, DB.
I'm fairy sure that this thread is a wind up.
Everyone knows DB doesn't believe in fairy tales.
I'm surprised you didn't see them DB. They were right there next to the magic mushrooms you were picking.
According to my son, churches are full of zombies, especially cathedrals because of the dead people buried there. So this is definitely NOT the place for fairies.
Based on his postings in a previous thread on religion, you could argue that he does indeed believe in fairy tales .
Oh my god! You are an horrible person, you should be ashamed of yourself to hurt these poor little creature.
If people could just stop killing fairies, we will not be having so much war..
Vegans are the best!
Dear DB,
You are more than welcome to come and look for them in my garden, see I have a big fig tree that seems to attract all kinds of heavenly creatures, we have fairies, elves but have yet to see an ogre, although I must admit that my neighbor does come out on occasion.
It is better to come and see them before the first snow or the first week of December, which is when my refill for Haldol is due to be picked up
Yours Sincerely
Me, Myself and I
Each time a child stops believing in fairies, one of them dies...
No need for chloroform.
Just put a large glass of vintage brandy outside. Send me a PM with the exact location of the glass so I can send positive waves - hic!
One of the children?
Nearest ones can be seen at Horgen or Meilen...
Here would be a good place to start: