Euro 2008 adoption zone (official)

So its about to start, Euro2008 in swistria and I suspect there are a lot of people out there that don't have a team to support in the competition, some of you because you aren't originally from Europe and some of you because you have rubbish football teams, Scottish, Irish, English etc. also if you are Spanish you know what will happen and deserve a chance to pick a new country to follow.

As such it is important that everyone has a team to support, so they can have the opportunity to drink beer, swear at the television in language that only a sailor would understand and try to cop off with your newly adopted countries men or womenfolk.

Feel free to declare you allegiances here, or I can select a team for you determined by the moon, stars and what I ate for lunch that day.

As a quick guide here's my Euro 2008 run down of what team is what.

GROUP A

Switzerland

Pros : We live here

Cons: They haven't got a chance of getting out of the group, and Phillipe Senderos, one of the most boring men on earth.

Czech Republic

Pros: Consistent in tournaments, beat Germany to qualify, Petra Cech.

Cons: No Poborsky, Nedved (retired) or Rosicky (broken) Jan Koler (tall and attracts long balls)

Portugal

Pros: Best player in the world

Cons: Greasy haired falling down merchants.

Turkey

Pros:nice place for a holiday

Cons: Not actually in Europe, the women have moustaches.

GROUP B

Austria

Pros: Unlike their co-hosts they actually like to drink beer and have fun.

Cons: Utterly hopeless, even their own fans thought they shouldn't qualify automatically. Get mistaken for an Australian.

Croatia

Pros: Dark horses of the competition

Cons: They can't play England in every game.

Germany

Pros:"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win" - G.Linkeker

Cons: Will probably play David Hasselhof songs if they win. Hated by almost everyone else in the competition due to beating them at war's and stuff.

Poland

Pros: Have a good chance of getting out of the group

Cons: When drunk people call it Pooland.

Group C

Holland

Pros: They play good football, the women are all nympho's and the orange shirt will get you safely across the road when battered.

Cons: Will have a major race war in the camp (as always) no longer have Cruyff, Van Baston, Guillit, Berkamp, but do have Dirk Kuyt.

Italy

Pros: World Cup winners

Cons: Falling over and crying like a girl are actively taught skills. You will never see more than 1 goal in a match

Romania

Pros: no idea

Cons: You will be asked about orphans and Gypsies a lot.

France

Pros: Point to prove after the world cup and have Riberry and 4 top quality strikers.

Cons: Surrender monkeys, women don't shave, and Thierry Henry is old and a champion moaner.

Group D

Greece:

Pros: reigning champions

Cons: Used all their luck up for the next 100 years in winning it last time.

Sweden

Pros: Blonde, Blue eyes, long legs (calling Salsalover for a picture of Swedish Fans)

Cons: Ibrahimovic is actually rubbish, lost to Norn Ireland in qualifying.

Spain

Pros: Man for Man the best squad on display.

Cons: Red and blue still don't go together. Are Spain. Puyol has a perm and a mullet.

Russia

Pros: Gus Hiddink

Cons: Only marginally better than England and worse than Croatia.

Let the team choosing commence.

Having lived there I have to go for the habitual under-achievers. ¡Viva España!

brilliant piece of punditry there chap ....

of course I will be supporting the Czech's, honour demands.

Well seeing as am taking the train over to Basel next weekend for the 1st game and also because I have need of an excuse to buy one of those red t-shirts with the Swiss cross on without looking like a complete ex-pat tourist, I'm going to be cheering for Switzerland!

And no before anyone asks I don't have tickets... will be watching the game on the big screens by the Rhine with lots of alcohol!

I may need a back up choice though seeing as it's pretty much a dead cert that the Swiss team will probably finish bottom of the group.... which leads me to the next deciding factor when choosing a team - the aesthetic value of those legs in shorts..... it's a toss up between:

Portugal - Ronaldo

and

France - Henry

+ I think you are English, therefore it will be a normal competition..hope followed by crushing disappointment.

I'll be a plastic Swissy for the tournament but I think Italy will actually win it.

Czech Republic because I really believe they have a chance but mostly because of the beer.

I'm curious to see how France will go now that they don't have Zidane but do have Benzima (forgive the spelling if it's wrong). I hope Italy go home crying.

Germany, 'cause I live there.

But just as long as Italy loses and Christiano Ronaldo gets his head kicked in, I'll be happy.

Born in England but have always supported Scotland (lots of reasons, and not just family background) so never anything to be disappointed about

Portugal for me as they have some of the most technically gifted flair players on display and lot of them are capable of scoring outstanding goals. An out and out hardcore striker is missing though. Hopefully Hugo Almeida will score some spectacular goals like this cracker against Inter-

Ronaldo, Quresma, Moutinho, Nani, Baby Deco, Miguel Veloso, Hugo Almeida absolutely mouth watering players but I have a feeling they might not even make past the group stage. Trying to reverse jinx

Ohhhhhh no they don't

Yes they do

Holland, since I was born there....( but I don't like their chances...)

Dutch woman = nympho?

Barbra.

Stereotype, tanned, beautiful and with an open mind in all matters = Nympho

well spotted, Planthead!

I choose a side strictly on the basis of how loud and how long the car-horn honking is after a victory. Or I should say that I choose to be against a team on that basis.

So far in my experience, Portuguese victories are the loudest, and last the longest, therefore I'm hoping they loose every single game. Fat chance.

I don't recall any honking for the Czech team last time, so I like them.

My favorite is Brazil because they celebrate by dancing in the streets rather than driving in them, but of course they aren't playing this time so really I'm feeling rather crumudgeonly about the whole thing.

On the other hand for personal safety perhaps I'll just be for whoever's supporters I happen to be around.

sorry for the delay... I was busy, ahem, working

and sorry I let a brunette sneak in the pic....

difficult one this......think Im leaning towards the Nympho team . not sure why yet.

Italy. Not because I am a glory supporter - rather because I'm married to The Mob...