dave
No that was your fantasy. Move on.
No no, it is a skeleton in his closet... Or should I say that he got a bone in the closet
Hi Seb,
living in "la vallée de joux" there is Laurence Rochat http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurence_Rochat
look at little Anna - there is no denying Boris' paternity!!!
The turkey baster came up because, I think, Boris said she's somehow stolen his sperm and impregnated herself that way.
I am so sad. I must stop reading the gossip rags....