Friday thread - What are Florida ounces?

Been a while since we had a Friday thread, but I can’t resist posting this for the laughs.

I don’t know what calendar you’re using but it’s only Thursday here.

Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday? Speaking of which, I am feeling thursday, where’s my beer?

Oh, God...when am I going to be rid of FL? Most bizarre place I've ever lived, and I've lived in a lot of places.

Is that actually real?

Is what real? Florida ounces or Florida itself?

Lichtenstein ounces?

It took me a while to stop thinking cars with FL plates were not from Florida

The question? Or did someone fake it for laughs?

Real as far as I know.

If Americans used metric, this would never be an issue.

Particularly as Florida Ounces are different than Imperial Ounces.

They're flounces. We've had a few on here, too.

What is real?

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Thread is saved, it is Friday

Like we’ve never had a early Friday thread before.