FTV Midnight Haute

Not quite sure how this has occured, but my TV is showing a broadcast from a channel called Fashion TV. Is this a naughty - naughty channel or is it 'Ok' to view? It appears to be a succession of totally babelicious models in super exotic locations seemingly having a great time wearing all manner of beguiling costumes. The music's pretty fresh, too.

Or have Cablecom accidently unblocked everyone's pR0n channels again?

i like FTV. i find it to be a great background channel for the music and images.

Why, Phil, did it not come as altogether unsurprising that you'd be the first to reply?

FTV is nice actually, decent music and .....hmmm...girls

I once had them come for a fashion show, that was super awesome live in action

Where? In your head???

No, in Sharm el Sheikh

I used to frequent a mafia/Sicilian deli in London for my morning espresso and they always had ftv on. I became ehm.... intimately acquainted with it.

It's like being back on the school bus

Dunno if this meaow meaow ecstacy pipe is having an effect or not but I can't seem to keep up with their rapid switching between scenes; can't they do it a bit slower? Just as I'm focusing on one they zip onto the next.

Look at that one!

Makes me hark for BibelTV

You're just too old

It doesn't seem to have a plot.

This is not a naughty, naughty channel but the making of a photo shoot pieces are eye popping.

They are artsy enough to not actually be pornographic.

I like FTV for the music mainly but can only watch it for like 15 mins max at any one time due to the rapid and constant screen changes.

They also have some pretty hip and buff guys on there too.

I mean c'mon guys. It's okay. It's good to dream.

pr0n? maybe it would have been considered as pr0n in 1920's saudi arabia

Bunch of dirty boys you are.

It's an eye candy, innit. I am surprised, we have had it from UPC/Cablecom since 2006. The only thing that bugs me are the shows year or two old, not the most up to date fashion. The super super thin (still beautiful) girls sadden me, though. Must be a hell job, actually. Work is work, we have the luxury to consume the eye candy, they have to work, poor babes.

At night they show slightly more...riske stuff, true.

It ́s your eyes mate. Too much late night inspection of TV channels makes you go blind. Obvious innit?

thanks for the tip. i'm brain dead now and ftv is the perfect channel.

just had a hypnotic 10 second sequence, where handbags were flashed on the screen, with the voiceover whispering "bags, accessories, bags, accessories" repeatedly.

Are you sure it was bags, what i'm seeing now is not bags at all....unless this is how you call them