Could anybody suggest me the Massage parlours in Bern.I am not able to find one myself...
Regards,
Chandra
Hi All,
their queing up every 1,000 feet from 2-35k ......
Haha. Trust Polarise to be right in there with a massage thread.
I am assuming you are talking about the massages with a happy ending?
Not sure if that is what chandu was referring to.
Why - is there any other version ?
& I thought it was just dodgy Israelis that couldn't spell .... sheesh
Sorry.
I almost had a happy ending myself when I saw the thread title, thus I was a bit hasty in my reply.
Won't happen again sir.
That is all ... carry on
Just don't opt for the "extras" judging one of Polorise's previous avatars
That post is useless without pictures.
I am looking for massages with happy ending...unfortunately not for sad ending...
As funny as this is, I feel a little bit of explanation needs to be done here (although I can't quite discern if the OP is being serious or sarcastic with this post).
Massage parlours are traditionally where one would go when, ahem, a 'massage' is not neccessarily the true point of the experience. A happy ending is what happens at the end of the 'massage' (note that massage is in quotes).
You are looking for a Spa that has massage therapists.
Could somebody give me the details of Massage Parlours(Of course it is for body massage) rather than the crap,timepass and witty replies....
Chandra, the way you posted it originally - massage parlor - has a dodgy meaning to Americans, I think Chemgoddess made that very clear. Try googling Koerpermassage and Bern instead and go with ones mentioning wellness on their web sites....
Well, if you want to know than stop calling it a massage parlour. In english that means something else.
look here
or here
or here
Seriously, it took me two seconds on google to find that info.
My Chinese Malaysian friend gave me the best massages. Including hot sucker cups and massage with a horn that left strange bruise marks but felt great afterwards! I also like the muscle stimulant machines.
My god. It just won't stop will it.
Hot sucker cups and horn massages? Stimulant machines?
This thread is just ripe with euphamisms.
And yes, I do have the mentality of a 12 yr old boy.
I still stuck on "timepass", "crap" and "witty". I am not sure whether these are specialisms for which a supplement must be paid.
dave
thanks for the info...
All juvenile male nudging aside, my mom and I had Thai massages today at Wat Phoo in Bern's Old City www.watphoo.ch . If you've never had a Thai massage it's a very cool experience. You're thrown around by a small Thai woman (no not kinky- you wear light clothing that they provide). They walk on you, pummel you, and afterwards you feel like a million bucks. I've had them in Tokyo before - very different than western style. And sorry...no happy endings...
Here is the link for the horn massage.
http://gochina.about.com/od/traditio...e/p/GuaSha.htm
if yu have the mentality of a 12 year-old boy then don't look at the pictures of the horn as the purpose of these could easily be misconstrued.
The lower belly massage took some getting used to. When I think if it though, I used to massage my kids when they were babies.
Has anyone seen the Ali G massage sketch?