Hoots Cal, I'm a big laddie, but I'be been told many times that I'm very that is very sexy when I wear my checked skirt and stockings - perhaps you would want to meet up for a wee but'n'ben sometime?
...and as luck would have it, I also have many different cultures in my fridge that I'd be happy to pass on, err share yes, that's it, share! share with you
Welcome to the English speaking forum in Switzerland.
I read you come from Asia, now doesn't that seem a bit vague to you?
What type of "cultures" are you expecting? My first thought was of yoghurt, but that would be silly to be looking for ladies passing round bowls of yoghurt. So what did you mean please?
Don't worry about understand all, there's a lot of little inside jokes and tounge-in-cheek remarks. It's just a little joke.
Essentially, when a 45 year old male comes onto a anonymous (relatively) internet forum and introduces themselves specifically to only the female gender, a bit of a creepy/stalker/predator vibe is given off.
I'm sure you're a nice dude interested into meeting some nice women, but so is every other hetero male. You need to intriguingly set yourself apart from the rest of us vultures.