http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/facts-about-masturbation
Time for a shake weight workout. Lol
We all do it. We all know it's healthy and there are dozens if not hundreds of medical reports to confirm it's health benifits. So lets masturbate for the month of May!
Just what I need - an excuse to legitimise it ....... excuse me whilst I wring the chickens neck ....... back in a sec
Don't say the old wives didn't warn you.
*checks palm*
I prefer it waxed anyways.
Perhaps in your case the blindness will affect you prior to the hairy palms....
- hairy palms .... check
- blindness .... check
Now just sitting on my hand, to stop the blood flow, and I'm onto a winner.
As long as you still feel it, just close your eyes and pretend.
As if I didn't have enough liquid substances sprayed all over my keyboard.
Quite a few "guests" checking this thread out.
Voyeurs.
Ha ha ha!!!
Dead hand gang?
Beware of excessive chafing (skin rash) and too rapid movements (penis elbow). Your condition will most likely not be covered by your basic insurance policy.
Speaking of which, one of the worst things that can happen to you as a service tech weenie is to arrive at a customers "digs" and find a computer with a freshly deleted browser history a roll of kitchen wipes and a sticky mouse.
As for the rest.. Hell get your wank on!
why are all posts about guys masturbating.
let's talk about the chicks.
and add photos
or videos
Every month is masturbation month for me...
Shaking hands with the mayor
well we are in the right country to celebrate ! why not enjoy being (in) Wankdorf while on the way to Glans...
Your absolutely right
Shouldn't that be WANKDORF?
Tom
As Woody Allen said: "Masturbation is just sex with someone you love"