Most pointless animal

After just reading a little bit about extinct and threatened species I have just decided that the Panda is a useless animal.

Ok they are cute and cuddly but,

Panda's are bears, they are carnivores, but because they are fat and lazy they can't be arsed to go and eat fish and other meaty things, so instead they sit around and eat bamboo, which basically their body isn't set up for.

So they have to pack themselves from mouth to arse hole full of the stuff just to get enough protein to live, just.

Look at me I'm a Panda, I'm a huge killing thing with teeth and grrrrr big pointy claws, but I am soo utterly stupid that I am going to sit on my fat bottom and eat sticks all day.

They are also too lazy to reproduce, even with the help of humans its nearly impossible for them to have a kiddy, when a species has been around for so long and seem's to have given up on reproduction to the level that scientists are even thinking of cloning the things I say let them go, its time for them to die out.

Most useless animal = The Panda.

(ticks may come a close second, seriously what do they do. Jump around and suck blood, they also occasionally kill people with infections...they should be voted out.)

Are you asking for candidates, or proposing a cull ?

dave

Is this an animal version of room 101?

Mosquito's - apart from giving me big swollen bites on my ankles last night, they can achieve nothing.

Except the red panda.... you know you want one!

I'm with you on this one grumpygrapefruit!

I spent the whole of last summer with kankles because of those little f**kers

Doubleplusgood!

I'm curious to know what exactly a Panda has ever done to you to make you so angry at them. They just wanna be loved.

And also a very pointless animal but absolutely cute as the dickens. Pygmy Hedgehog

Me Want.

But bat's and things eat mosquitoes, true they are total barstewards but they have a use..they get eaten...they also pollinate stuff don't they?..kinda like a bee mkII.

Yeah, what do Pandas do for us? So what if they've worked their way to an evolutionary dead end. They're expendable. Not a good advert for the virtues of a vegetarian way of life. Vegans....be warned!

These guys are very useful. They eat slugs in your garden.

Me want too! So cute. And not so useless since they eat slugs...which are useless.

Barbra.

Ummmmm. . . so does your mother? /Geez, I've been waiting to say that al day.

You obviously havn't seen "Kunku Panda" then. Pandas, in fact the most useful animal in the world.

Unfortunately, as much as we wish this was so, entire ecosystems are based things that eat mosquitoes. So they are double evil, they make you wish they didn't exist, but if they didn't exist they would wipe out entire species and ecosystems.

Pandas ROCK!!!! PlantHead you are going to get your @ss kicked now

Gregv:

Snap!

Yes, I concur, "Kunku Panda" exudes awesomeness.

There is no charge for awesomeness!

Manatees - apparently. No natural predators (even sharks don't like the taste) and only eat greenery.

Cute, it has to be said, but pointless.

Then why do I pay rent?