Geez, are people incapable of taking a joke these days? Pointless thread full of pointless posts? Sh*t, I even ended the sentence with a question mark. Hmmmm. . . . . . maybe since I leave on Saturday and doubt I 'll be posting much on the forum when I'm back in the US I should try and get my groan count up as high as possible.
Sooo, ummmm. . . . you?
What's up with hamsters though? They're pretty pointless.
Amy is one animal that should kindly and humanely be put to sleep,for her sakes and ours.
Has to be a sloth.... does absolutely nothing...
Yep, that's a face only a mother could love!
Barbra.
Easy tiger, and OI !!!, its a good thread..nothing pointless about it.
That's why she loves you Woodsie...
Barbra.
Oooohh, sorry. Forgot to fill my previous posts with lots of emoticons so everyone would know I wasn't serious. So let's try that again.
you.
Better?
The bum fish
Candiru
It swims up your bum...holy christ, this thing needs to die...didn't some fella swim the Amazon the other day, I bet he was wrapped in a giant condom.
How does nature come up with this stuff...humans have bums, therefore there must be some sort of evil creature that exploits this weakness.
kinda like Luke skywater and his proton torpedo..except my bum is now the Deathstar..."we used to bullseye PHead's anus hole all the time back home"
I've worked it out. We should save Pandas so that when creationists bring up the concept of intelligent design we can point to pandas and say ha ha! Either that or they have to accept that God is fallible.
Excuse me,
Panda is not useless.
Let me demonstrate.
Panda is:
1. National treasure and mascot of CHINA, maker of all your cheapo clothes, kitchen appliances and cheap toys for your children. They also make iPhone and Thinkpads.
2. Panda keeps the ecological balance in the North Pole, otherwise we will be oeverwhelmed by fishes and seals. Tsk tsk.
3. Panda is the Dragon Warrior (Kungfu Panda), he fights off the ugly doglike tiger and saves our world, be grateful
4. Panda is a national brand in China. Panda socks, Panda chopsticks, Panda pingpong equipment, Panda underwear.
Mosquitoes ...now that is a totally useless animal.
HAT
What?? Pandas on the north pole?
Barbra.
Did somebody confuse panda for seal or polar bear?
Yes, I'd like to see HAT's explanation of how pandas keep an ecological balance on the north pole.....I guess it's because they eat all that pesky north pole bamboo which I've heard so much about....
Barbra.
I dunno. They carried out a pretty effective raid against the German Gestapo headquarters in Oslo in 1942.
http://www.phmc.gc.ca/cmh/book_image...04_ss07_06.jpg
Not to mention, they also eat all the useless Northpole Mosquitoes.
After reading that article it isn't my bum I would be most worried about!
If you are planning to
flounce , please make it a good one. No half jobs.
