Neighbour too loud while making love..

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Guys..

one of my neighbour couple is too loud while making love during day or night. Their mourning and Noise of their bad hitting the common wall is irritating, embarrasing(if some friend at home).. please suggest what can i do best to stop it...

Thanks..

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If you can't beat'em...join'em.

Or leave a note on their door.

"Two fekking loud !"

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........ that's your first post?

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As embarrassing as it is, tell them. Maybe they'll be quieter.

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How well do you know them? If you've already spoken, you might want to address the issue, but mainly under the aspect of it robbing you of your sleep, not the embarrassment, which is frankly your problem, not theirs... For instance, could they possibly move their bed to the other wall. If you don't know them, then I suggest positioning some music device towards the offending wall and turning on something totally unsexy (if it's cool music, they may think they're having a film moment, where music starts playing in your head) at a sufficiently loud volume to drown them out.

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Leaving a note looks to be beter option than speaking to them.. never thought it before.. thanks..

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Find out what his wife's / GF's name is. Wait till only he is home Have sex with your missus, and YELL her name out*

(* I strongly suggest you 'pre-warn' your missus )

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After they're done, rush over their place in just your boxers with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues and say "just another 10 minutes, please, I was nearly finished". I reckon they'll be quieter from then on.

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dear,

unfortunatly your ideas may work in some cases.. but not with me.. thanks anyways.

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Or, you could totally put them off by adding your own groans and grunts to match theirs / go against theirs, shout no when they shout yes, and so on. That too will quieten them down, no worries...

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Keep flushing the toilet after 10pm and have a recording of their activities play back on full volume when they knock at your door to complain... Then pretend you are deaf and keep repeating "Eh what ? Come again?"

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Man, I am truly sorry...it won`t happen again.

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Play a porn movie loud enough on your side and they will realize you can hear them too, this should do the trick without any contact whatsoever

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I'd recommend shooting the green eyed monster and getting a lover of your own.

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so good of you..

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Shouldn't be green. That's why he's on his own.

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Make a small hole In the wall, get a few cold beers and wait for the main event

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Is there such a thing as "too loud"??