Nivea men's lotion (small tube) at Migros

...some people need all the help they can get, right?

Well I have good and bad news for you Kittster - you will get old and you will look it. No amount of creams, lotions, potions, surgery will help you out. And when it comes to the crunch, if you have to have someone to help you wipe your arse - it doesn't matter if you look 10-20-30 years younger!!

Just realised there isn't any good news

If the gym changing rooms are anything to go by, Swiss men believe body hair is the root of all evil.

yes, i feel a bit queasy with the amount of metrosexuality on display here. i can't believe a man* would even buy moisturiser, let alone admit to buying and using it.

oh, we care about the looks, just not the boring details as to how they are achieved and what it costs.

*in the loosest sense of the word

The correct english word is Trowel

While there is no helping others...

Dodgyken, I have a slightly shorter life expectancy than most so I'm not buying into the growing old gracefully thing

Agreed on the body hair, I have made it my personal mission to get men to leave the razor well alone. Problem is, a lot of (yes, Swiss) women have this pathological fear of hair and sweat and most of all GERMS, which they believe to live in body hair. And there's the whole "it makes IT look bigger" argument, which is just silly. It just makes "it" look more lost in the general landscape...

Surely it make no difference at all then?

You'll get the argument from men though - that to ensure an accurate approach shot is played that the green is well kept and the rough doesn't encroach on play.

while we're on the subject. women: either let it grow down there or wax. stubble is not fun.

Were you talking to my other half about his jawline and chin?

fixed that for ya

Not everyone can wax, have heard many a tale of women actually needing surgery and being left with scars due to ingrown hairs.

Well, my opinion on this is that if you want that much effort done, you should invest in an electric shaver for the area and include it in part of the fun.

i think the only appropriate reaction to that suggestion is:

Oh - and ladies - if you are going for the minimalist look - and you run out of razors - don't use ours and put it back in the cupboard

ehhhm, already happening .

I think the way you took it is a bit different than the way I meant it.

I suspect this thread will shortly be moved.

When it comes down to it - we don't really care much for moans about expensive Swiss moisturiser - we just want to know who does what to their downstairs hair.

Be that as it may...

I certainly want to know LESS about what some random strange noob has to say about the glories of "natural butter"

My dear old grandma, god rest her soul, always said to up your chances of scoring you should either drop your standards or lift your skirts. True storey!

As for facial products for men, when did it become acceptable for a man to put anything on his face apart from Old Spice???

old spice is acceptable???

Corrected for you