not sure why you mention free beer.. really! I'm asking a serious question and surely I can expect a serious answer??
As for Granny Smith, well I'm more of a Boskop apple eater myself but really I think I'd like to try something new, having exhausted the whole range of apples these past 3 years, my stomach and I would like to try something different. The problem ist just, well, I hear pears are expensive is this true?
Also, do you think it would be difficult for my stomach to try a pear? I still only have just the one stomach and no beer gut so perhaps now is the best time??? or a pears more of a beer gut delicacy?
For me an apple is a good snack, but Pears (lightly grilled) are great friends with Gorgonzola, Palma Ham and Walnuts set on Ciabatta bread for a great lunch, yum...
Pears are really nice - if you get to eat them within the 10-minute time-frame in which they are perfect! Before that they are too hard, afterwards they go soft very quickly.
Lovely with chocolate sauce as a dessert, with cheese (as already mentioned), or with venison and cranberry sauce in Autumn...
Talking of Nice Pair's, I remember that high-brow Conservative think thank, Loaded Magazine did womens breast sizes as different types of fruit a number of years ago and suddenly all those confusing 32FD G H whatever it is all made sense when you said well she's a couple of Oranges, prunes or Melons. The general thought amongst the blokes at the time was that the cup size mechanism should be replaced by this easier to understand scale.