SWISS LOVERS. Are they that bad?

Can't believe the OP put this up.

Is it to boast that he has bedded many?

Even if he has had many Swiss 'lovers', how many people (not counting rubber dolls) of other nationalities has he slept with -- for comparison?

This thread is a crock of shite.

You either find the one who works for you or you don't regardless of nationality.

Uncle M you need option f) Pornstar

I have never heard my Swiss or non-Swiss friends complain about the sex with Swiss woman except for the difficulty of actually getting them to that point.

Agree, to make a statement like that, he obviously excludes himself from the category of being a bad lover, the corallory of which is that he considers himself to be a good lover, thereby blowing his own trumpet, which he can do all day for all I care.

There are many things in play here, penis envy, sexuality issues (not being comfortable with maybe being gay etc), being a bad lover and trying to convince himself otherwise, not getting any etc.

What's that they say about the empty can?

here you have one ready for the call for duty !

Now you just have to find another

Well the Swiss have managed to procreate quite sucessfully for the past millenium or so they can't be that frigid.

Anyway, that is best discussed in one of the aforementioned "high quality" threads (see Post #17)

he's probably one of those very good drivers too - you know, the ones who see many accidents in the rear view mirror

A group of my (young) programmers were sitting round the lunch table moaning and stopped when I came up to them, I prodded and poked and eventually one of them (A quite good looking Spanish guy - and smart too) said "Swiss girls don't " - which is about all I can offer on this topic

I wouldn't take a group of young programmers' word for it. They probably think that the female Blood Elf in World of Warcraft is the hottest chick they've ever seen.

I think he forgot to add the word "me" to the end of the sentence.

Well about a year later one of the three at the table told me, not without considerable envy in his voice - "he doesn't want to leave [zurich] he's got the hang of it now"

What, do you mean she's not real???

I would say, Italian lovers aren't the last ones...

Heaven is where the forums don't attract trolls.

Oh, ha ha ha ha, this is such a funny weird thread!.... and oh so full of debates, and surmising of the very brave lad who began it all!!!!!

Well, I am an old lady, and I have sat and listened to a variety of mournful stories on this subject. And sadly, I have to come to the conclusion that the Man at the beginning of this thread just could be correct.

Could this very subject not be the possible reason for the regular trips to places in the East for these cute little foreign wives one sees being escorted around shopping malls, and being kitted out in bags of new clothing and stuff to keep her occupied when she is tired of the housework?

This thread moves from one sweeping stereotype to another....

I kinda get the feeling whoever started this thread thinks himself to be some sort of Casanova who has sampled every fruit in the forest, thus believing himself to be an acclaimed critic on the topic of this thread... Well, unfortunately, life being what it is, we're gonna get these sorts of people, but I don't think there are many people, if any at all, who have commented in on this thread who can honestly say they have sampled absolutely everything there possibly is within the boundaries of sex and if there is anyone, particularly single females between the ages of 25 and 30...

Anyway... In my experience and believe me, that is EXACTLY what you get in the British Army (largely thanks to Garrison towns filled with gullable and willing ladies, who just happen to be a sucker for a man in uniform) the best thing to do is talk about sex or show them what you like and if they don't do it, then don't waste your time, but to not try makes you as bad at sex and what it's all about as they maybe be....

Bottom line is, everyone has different interpretations, ideals and notions of what sex is, so your going to get good and bad, regardless of nationality...

I see a lot of bad reactions and bad karma here. And "Ad Hominem attacks" are not an appropriate response.

As I said before, I am sorry if this thread got to hurt some feelings. This is nothing personal, none based on my own experience, but on the experience of many of my latin, latin-american and other mediterranean (Italian, Greek, Turkish) friends...

Not many. I am not Don Juan, but I am happy to have travelled a bit and enjoyed a healthy and diverse sexual life -until now.

But now that you ask:

Spanish, English, Greek, German, American (US), Brazilian, Venezuelan, Dominican, Moroccan, Russian, Tunisian... I don't know if I forget some, sorry

Oh yes: Swiss! (2 in four years)

One of them lovely, by the way, with a big heart and very, very sweet, but.. BAD in bed unfortunately

I NEVER heard a complaint. But a lot of compliments, yeah... There is no need to extend myself much further.

And sorry if you don't believe me or if this annoys you. Maybe it is true that some cold-blooded Brits are jealous of Mediterranean people?

Of all responses of this thread these two are my favourites:

Interesting: now see all the people who voted " Swiss are good in bed ". See where they are from:

Australian, American, Dutch and British...

I would like to see what the responses would be if this was a Spanish-latinamerican forum!

Me mother always said "those that talk about it aren't doing it"