SWISS LOVERS. Are they that bad?

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Heaven is where the chefs are italian, the mechanics german, the lovers french, and it is all organized by the swiss.

Hell is where the chefs are german, the mechanics french, the lovers swiss, and it is all organized by the italians.

Hi all,

Not all of them are the same, and I don't like to generalize, but I had already a couple (only 2 must I say) of experiences with Swiss girls.

The first one lasted for two years (yes, even if sex was bad, I just loved her too much), and frankly, honestly and openly speaking, it was my worst "sex experience" of my life (she had her cellphone always activated, she was answering calls in the middle of "xxxxx", she was acting like a "piece of wood" in bed, she didn't know how to... anyway, I don't want to be too specific... it was just terribly BAD).

At first I thought I had just a bad experience, but after hearing the stories of my friends with their Swiss husbands and wifes I come to the conclusion that there must be some truth in this statement.

A Columbian friend of mine just went back to Columbia and divorced his wife... A cuban girlfriend also went back to Cuba and divorced her husband... A turkish friend just separated from his swiss wife and told me very sad stories about their sexual life...

I met a Russian girl last weekend. She is not living in Switzerland anymore. When I asked her the reason why she left, she told me that she left her boyfriend because they had "different ways of understanding life". Well, after a couple of glasses of red wine, she admitted that sex with him was "really bad" (she said literally: they did it once a month, with no lights, he didn't allowed her to touch him, etc, I don't want to be more specific...).

This girl told me also that her former boyfriend didn't had a girlfriend for 5 years! he only had friends from his job, etc. And she said that he was very good looking and had a very good job and a very good salary.

I would like to ask you how was your experience with Swiss people, and if they are so bad as their reputation says...

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Who's that TRIP-TRAPPING over my bridge?

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Is this where I should state my experience with Spanish lovers? ;-)

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I bet you're one loaded dude after the countless of man hours spent on listening to the agony of others.

Are you sure that she's your GF or you think that she's your Gf simply because you visited her frequently.

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...that's a hot potato.

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sorry but have to disagree with you on that one since my X was French..

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I think we swiss are just as good or bad as our partner! does this make sense to you?

Tilia: Spanish man don't even get there... They cry for mommy before it even starts properly!! (Yes i speak out of experience)

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Juan are you a virgin by any chance? Maybe not that experienced? People are good or bad in bed irrespective of their nationality Your separated friends said that sex was not great with their Swiss partners. What did you expect? Sex will always be crap if the relationship itself is crap. Also who is to say that your friends were themselves not crap in bed?

That said the word on the street is that Swiss men are little bit boring

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Oh yes... You are going to compare now the Brazilian with the Swiss...

My separated friends separated basically because sex was CRAP. At the beginning this is not a major problem, but with the time, IT DOES BECOMES a problem.

Also, I am not talking about just a few friends, but about a whole bunch of people who always end up with the same story!

I see a couple of posts talking about the Spanish... I don't know what do the Spanish have to do in this post, maybe because of my nickname?

I don't want this to become a war of nationalities... We are in Switzerland and we are talking about the Swiss! I am sorry if this post hurts some feelings

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Then why start a thread based on a stereotype?

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well, i would ask very very good..... been married for 12 years now to a nice swisslady

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If she was taking time-out during "xxxxx" to answer phone calls, are you sure it was actually her doing a bad job?

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I agree with on you on everything but this.

dave

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This is a very relative question.

If you ask to a happy couple, they'll say the sex with their swiss partner is great, they'll say it is crap if it is not.

If you ask to a nothern folk, ( say england, iceland, scandinavians, germans etc ) they could tell you it is good or bad comparatively with their own sex-life style, that is closer to the mid-europeans.

If you ask an mediterranean european latin the difference in their views will be wider in comparison.

If you ask a southern hemisphere latin, their difference in appreciation will be even wider.

I'd say, to each its own.

if the swiss are happy and satisfied with their sex-life style, good for them.

I have had experiences with some swiss girls. They were good. But alas, I have never been in a long term relationship with a swiss woman, so I can't tell how the routine sex-life would be after the instant passion settles down.

But I can tell you for sure that in comparison with an italian or spanish woman there is an appreciable difference, even more with a brazilian or latina.

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Hey you guys!

It takes 2 to tango so don't blame it all on the Swiss

Advice: move to the south of Switzerland, you get swiss passports attached to latin blood.

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This poll is such a crock: what's more relevent is how many Swiss Lovers have you had?

a) 0

b) 1

c) 2

d) 3

e) Dirty

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Villagonad, you are destined to join some former legendary members in a hall of, erm, shame:

Online Dating / Singles Sites - Experiences...

http://www.englishforum.ch/complaint...s-romance.html

http://www.englishforum.ch/daily-lif...iss-women.html

http://www.englishforum.ch/daily-lif...s-i-think.html

East Asian guy in Switzerland & Swiss Girls

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Juan Sanchez - the Spanish Peacock.

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I meant in a long term relationship where you "make love" Yes there can be exceptions but in general sex life reflects the health of the actual relationship. Sure you can have good sex with someone you can't stand but after a while your sex life will go south. On the other hand maybe our threshold of good sex is different

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I will take two of option E please