The best places in Switzerland to avoid peeing in public

Geneva has fined an unemployed cook 200 francs (plus SFr 150 administration charges) for "carefully" peeing in a park, but some other cities are less expensive (If you can hold it that long...)

The relevant department in Geneva states: "Yes, we are very strict and will continue to be so, because this behaviour is unacceptable and will not be tolerated" The Geneva officials are also very efficient: in January alone, they caught 55 wild willy wavers within the city limits. Unfortunately for the cook, Geneva distributes the highest fines for openly urinating. Only Bern also requires 200 francs, all other cities significantly less.

In Basel and Solothurn the charges are 50 francs. In St. Gallen, Weinfelden and Zurich 60 francs. In Neuchâtel they (don't) get away with 80 francs, in Lucerne, Fribourg, Delémont and Biel expect 100 francs. Lausanne fines 120 francs, and Sion 150 francs.

It might be worth keeping that last empty bottle and avoid any accidents on the way home!

Source in German only, http://www.blick.ch/news/schweiz/arb...id4719887.html

only 50 chf here?

*unzips*

There was a thread on this forum about peeing in Zurich. That gave me an idea for a blog or maybe just for another "Zurich toilets" thread. I've been since taking pictures (of the ladies rooms) everywhere I pee. Aleydis's peeing history coming soon.

Is that a deportable offence under DSI?

Not mentioned kantons are free or what ?

Maybe it would be a serious offence if the willy waving could be observed by a police officer.

I'll let you add to the newspaper's research: there could be progress made in Tessin, as nothing about cities there...

And what about those of us without a willy? Can we just pee wherever we want?

Yes, if you wear a long skirt you might get away with it... but not if you use a Pibella,

http://www.pibella.com/funktioniert-...n-mal/?lang=en

http://en.afriska.ch/which-one-for-you.html

SheWee and GoGirl

some serious marketing effort behind this one

something else on my list for our trip to Cuba

The Pibella is Swiss and of course the cheapest after delivery & tax.

One thing ladies might forget is that with these devices you can visit a filthy public toilet and not have to clean the seat first...

My wife does.

Tom

Oh no! Peni$ envy rears it's ugly head again!

(no pun intended)

I don't think you can deport an offence.

If peeing in the street is OK for you chaps- we women should all have the same right, no?

EF friends lived in the centre of Neuchâtel for some years- and the smell of *iss at week-ends and especially at Fête des Vendanges, was absolutely diabolical and would even waft up to their apartment on 3rd floor. YUK- the smell of stale pee makes me heave

In the UK a pibella is called a 'sheewee'...

So he left the car with emergency lights on and went to take a piss nearby, seems to me like he didn't use an acceptable spot. The police was probably interested in the car.

don't you? seems pretty common to me

yeah well with big events it's unavoidable, vomit too, part of living in a centre I guess.

jump in the nearest lake/river first to disguise your crime

(she is a native Swiss)

Trust you are now aware of Laws here against pissing in public

as you were not in post no2 in thread below

Portal Pissoir/Urinals Men pissing in public view

I'm not on the public pee yet but I do wish we, women, could walk around with no shirt during summer like many gentlemen with men boobs do...

You have my support