The Wisdom of Kids (or funny things kids say)

Today while getting ready:

Son: “Daddy, boys are better than girls aren’t they?”
Me: “Why’s that?”
Son: “Because we are faster! Girls take so long to do things with their hair and choose what to wear and I just go zzmm zzmm zzmm <excited hand movements indicating getting dressed>”


As they get older they get more manipulative.

Me: Can you get me my phone from the bedroom please, its on the nightstand
Son: Can I stay up an extra hour?
Me: No, you have school in the morning
Son: OK, good night then


Me: “OK, but we need to go now.”
Son: “Why?”
Me: “I’m very tired.”
Son: “You need to drink some coffee.”


When we were out and about, we used to drive past the ‘Broccoli House’
( Broken Haus !!! )

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Cheeky…but clever! :rofl: I like him. :slight_smile:
I hope you don’t take it the wrong way, but personally I grew fond of our kids challenging our bs…it can be uhm, transformative. :joy:

I always do:

Son: Can I stay up an extra hour?
Me: Bring me the phone and then ask.

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Me: Bye, “Daughter”!
Daughter: Where are you going, daddy?
Me: To study, Swiss German course.
Daughter: Hmm… I wish you… not to die.

She’s 5 and she knows Swiss German better than me, should I be worried? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Nah, not really… :slightly_smiling_face: