OK so here's the deal, whose had enough with the xmas ad's already....
But not to be bah humbug, lets see who plays the best pranks, I'll start.
I'm needle phobic, and was going to a convention in Mexico with a colleague in 2 weeks time, he had attended the function the previous year and delighted in telling me the number of vacc's I had to have....b4stard, sure enough it was a lot and I was panic strcken, which he thought was hilarious. I told my friend that he should quit being such a smartarse and check he was up to date. which he did and was even smuger when the secretary at the dr's told him she thought so but would check....surgery speak for bugger off there's a good receipe for soup on radio local, and I've got heaps of people here to be rude to.
Anyway, I got his secretary to put a note on his desk to say that his Dr had phoned and the vacc's where only valid for 12 months and he had to have them again. He didn't look to impressed, and I was satified I'd shut him up. I didn't see him again until very late in the afternoon when he came into my office looking a little rough, I asked him what the red mark was on his sleeve, to which he replied blood .
He'd phoned the Dr's made and appointment and had the 4 vacc's again......oops, it gets worse though, as we were taking partners, he had his wife jabbed aswell and the surgery charged him £90 for the injections he didn't need, and she'd had a reatcion and spent to days within 3 meters of a toilet.
I did tell him it was a prank....but waited 3 years to pluck up the courage.
LOL! I can just picture that! Bet he was impressed...
I love playing pranks, although am slightly rusty as I haven't had time lately. My ex-boss used to prank everyone all the time, as we worked long hours in a stressfull environment, so harmless pranks were encouraged to keep everyone's blood pressure down. I decided to get him back one day, but didn't have much time as he never left his office unlocked unless he was only going to another office quickly. So I waited until he popped out to grab some files from the store-room, and I used prestick to stick his receiver to the phone. I had to then get out of the office quickly, although I was 8 months pregnant at the time which made running impossible, and then I had to keep a straight face when he came back. After giving the receptionist the signal, she told the big boss who in turned phoned my boss, and it was hilarious watching him try to juggle the files and lift the receiver up. Eventually he managed, and he looked so funny with his leg up on the desk and using elbows etc to try and answer the call without dropping anything. He tried shaking it and using his chin and everything. I nearly wet myself I was laughing so hard! Needless to say his retribution is still due, as he wasn't allowed to prank me until after baby was born, and I decided to stay home for a while!
On the telephone thing, I used to put a tiny bit of selotape over the earpiece on the same guys phone, it was priceless watching him bawl down the phone for people to speak up.....ironic really as I'm actualy deaf.
You could always lace your moose? If I remember, PG LOVES chocolate. Then he wouldn't be able to catch you Sorry PG, but us girls have to stick together!
Back in the days when I worked in a lab we used to send the new assistants on all sorts of errands (me too, when I was the newbie).
My favorite was to send them down to lab stores for a "Long Stand" or a "Long Weight". The stores manager knew to leave them there for a good while before sending them back up.
I am still friendly with him....but for some reason cooler with Frau Bain
I am deaf honestly, so please don't ever think I'm ignoring you.
When I worked for Rothschilds and they moved to a swanky new office which was open plan, my desk was normally surrounded by screwed up paper, pinged elastic bands, and the odd brick were people had thrown things to get my attention....all very pc, they even bought me a mug with clothears on it.
I do miss the office environment.....so fill you boots twinkletoes
Lynn has messed up my spelling on this one! Well, surely if you are seeng PG on Saturday, you might want to make a Mousse to take with as a "peace offering" only for him???
Ok then i will make you some toblerone chocolate mousse, hope i don`t accidently forget it . No i won`t forget it, and if you are not a good boy i can always throw it at you
I'm always a good boy, I've even bee known not to dribble in public, and MG normally checks I use the right toilet and everything
But at least I now a visual for MG to recognise you, furtive expresson and armed with a chocolate projectile.....and tongue hanging out Jar Jar is takin' over