Merry Christmas and thanks for your hard work!
He Knows When You've Been Posting (to the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town')
You better not curse, you better not try.
You better not taunt, I'm telling you why.
Moderators surely abound.
They're making a list with legal advice.
Gonna' find out who's naughty or nice.
Moderators truly abound.
(verse)
They see you when you're spamming.
Their tech crew can trace you.
So don't try advertising.
And forget cat-fishing too.
(chorus)
You better not swear, you better not try.
Better not bait, I'm telling you why,
Moderators really abound.
(verse)
Say nothing that's illegal.
Forego that timeworn tiff.
Offensive provocation
will get your post removed forthwith.
(lead guitar solo)
(verse)
They read what you've been posting.
They know if you're a troll.
And if they read this roasting,
I'll be gettin' a lump of coal.
(Chorus)
You better not curse, you better not try.
You better not taunt, I'm telling you why.
Moderatorssurely...
Moderators frankly...
Moderators actually aaaabbbboooouuuunnnnd.
(bada-boom)