What are some of your favorite quotes from tv / movies?

Mine are:

-Bears. Beets. Battlestar galactica (Jim impersonating Dwight in The Office, US Version)

-Koo-koo Chaaah (from Arrested Development, complete with chicken actions)

-Treat yo-self (from Parks & Recreation)

my fav quote when I was buying gear for my road bike..

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"speed's just a question of money. How fast you wanna go?" ( Mad Max )

this show is addictive...Watch out. I hooked a bunch of folks, they hate me now..

''Is this the bus to Cartagena?''

- Joan Wilder (Romancing the Stone 1984)

'' At the beep please leave you name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma''

- Troy Dyer (Reality Bites 1994)

'' Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.''

- Emperor Ming (Flash Gordan 1980)

'' The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.''

- Mouth (The Goonies 1985)

cheers

SC

"You mess with the 'fro, you got to go!" Undercover Brother

Son: "I want to go on that ride Daddy!"

Father: "Me too son, me too"

- Dude, Where's My Car?

My best friend and I play this lame game all the time

"Oil, bitch.. you cooking?"

From newsradio:

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.

Hudson has all the best lines, was just just searching and putting my favourites up one by one, then found some youtuber genius has gone and put all of Hudson's lines in one clip.

"They are not stolen, they are just not paid for" - Lock stock and two smocking barrels

Nigel Powers (Austin Powers) -

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch."

Life of Brian -

"Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

Reg: F**k off! We're the People's Front of Judea."

Zoolander -

"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan."

and of course..

the bird is the word ....

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (The Princess Bride)

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." (They live)

"Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake." (Casablanca)

and my favorite...

"" Frankly , my dear, I don't give a damn " (Gone with the Wind)

Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men - You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

I have been meaning to get this tshirt...

My favorite quote comes from Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein :

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it."

- Rory Breaker (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"Who took the jam out of your doughnut?"

- Tommy (Snatch)

The Office - Michale Scott - 'Somehow I manage'

Godfather (2 if I am correct) Drop the gun, take the cannoli

"I'll be back"