I´ll go first.
Well I decided to make pickled Onions and pickled Asparagus and to pickle me some Paprika.
Chopped everything up and filled the glasses and started on the pickle juice. I make mine with balsamic vinegar, water, salt, sugar or honey, a hand full of herbs and as I had decided on a “hot” pickle I grated me some Naga Joloka´s I have stashed in the freezer.
This is important as I had to sneeze and automatically held my hand to my nose, now I still had grated Naga pulp on my fingers and achoo´ed into my hands splashing naga into my face, instantly my nose went into snot mode and my eyes teared up.
It burned!
Ran into the bathroom and washed my face, getting more naga molecules where they don´t belong.
After a while I managed to get the pain down to gas mark 3 and decided as I am already in the loo to spend a deuce.
You know where this is going.
Talk about the burning ring of fire, it is just starting to get to manageable levels as of writing.
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Groan.
TMI!
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Mascara wand to the eyeball during the morning rush to get out of the house usually brings a tear to the eye for me.
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You’re describing involuntary lachrymation as opposed to a complex emotional and physiological response characterised by tears 
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Seeing how rundown my hometown is.