crazygringo, your thread is quite funny.
1. - I agree that Luxembourg tries to be paper-friendly and some paperwork is in English (I speak French so I cannot compare). That might you save a couple of calls when you are setting in Luxembourg. Completely irrelevant on day-to-day basis (where otherwise everything is in French and/or German). Most people on sales jobs are French, Portuguese or Luxembourgish and cannot speak English or speak very little (normal). As for Luxembourgish loving English speaking people, that is again quite subjective. Btw Luxembourgish people make about 30% of people in Luxembourg Ville (50% in the country) and most work as CEOs or for the government, so little contact on a professional day-to-day basis.
2. - Completely subjective. Like in Switzerland (or even Belgium), locals tend to consider Germanic culture superior (i.e. work wise) and French culture inferior (but better for holidays, food). Like in Switzerland, there are many more "frontaliers" from France than from Germany due to the economic circumstances of each country. So locals will take their kids to ETH Zurich to study (Luxembourg just has now a recent university, they didn't have before) and take holidays in Nice or Montpellier
3. - I can't see how that is an advantage.
4. - So living in a "ghost-town" that, like someone has very well said, makes Zurich looks like Ibiza in mid-summer makes "having the country for yourself"... that is positivism!!!
5. - That is somehow true, again depending on the areas. Luxembourg Ville (Gare) has a lot of drug traffic problems.
http://www.lequotidien.lu/faits-dive...quartier-gare/
http://www.lequotidien.lu/faits-dive...quartier-gare/
Esch-sur-Alzette (2nd city) had its own share of yihhadists. Number of refugees is growing very quickly (it is the EU so they cannot complain).
http://www.wort.lu/en/luxembourg/fro...b398870804383b
So I agree with you, Luxembourg overall is slightly safer than Zurich or Geneva. But what about the size of Luxembourg? You should compare Luxembourg with Bern or Luzern to make an appropriate comparison. It is like you compare Annecy to Paris almost and you tell me that Annecy is much safer.
In any case, quite irrelevant unless you choose to live in the worst area in Zurich. You are picturing Zurich like Caracas. I would like to remind you that even with all its problems is one of the safest cities on earth.
6. - A good thing is that you have French and German style food in supermarkets. However completely irrelevant as you can find any food in Zurich (I mean seriously where have you lived?). Would you move to a country because of its share of Brazilian restos? (that you can find in Switzerland anyway). In any case, I prefer Swiss food since I think it is better protected to GMO and all that stuff. Luxembourg is in the EU so you can buy anything imposed by the EU.
7. - I agree, being part of the EU. In addition, being a small country makes thinks very easy. However on the long term it shouldn't make a lot of difference if you are employed (and why would live unemployed in Luxembourg?)
8. - That is outset by salaries. For those not familiar with Luxembourg you can see salaries here http://paperjam.lu/sites/default/fil..._hays_2016.pdf
Salaries in Luxembourg are not higher than France or Germany for similar jobs. Just taxes are slightly lower. So why people go to LUX? Plenty of jobs. Also I reckon for families it might work better (insurance, price of schools). Also most of those foreigners come from nearby regions (notably France) so for them is just a way to get a better salary than at home ("frontaliers" like in Geneva)
But for a couple of singles, no brainer.
Btw Luxembourg housing prices are not much lower than Geneva, so I don't know what you are talking about with that 50%. I give you the doubt that Zurich is more expensive (I am not that familiar).
9. - Completely irrelevant (also a negative thing IMO).
So honestly out of your nine points, eight are in my opinion completely irrelevant. The only point I agree that would make your life easier is point 7., specially while setting in (however on a day-to-day basis it is much less important).
Btw I don't understand why this thing about Luxembourgish "being nice". As I say most Luxembourgish work in a) government jobs ("fonctionnaires") or b) CEOs of dodgy companies helping some foreigners to evade taxes due to their connections with the government, etc.
So hardly "interesting" people to speak so. At least in Switzerland you will find Swiss in any walk of life.