a. Pick-up lines that worked with strangers
b. Pick-up lines that are just plain strange / funny
I will later collect all of these and publish my own dating guide and make $$$.
And if they actually work, well....heh heh
Well, I've just been inspired by digressions on the "A Woman Hit Me On The Head!!" thread. So, let's see you all post:
Inspired by the digressions or simply trying to find a woman ? I know nothing at all about this activity, being completely inept, but I am sure there are other posters that can give you enough material to ensure you get your face slapped at regular intervals...
dave
Oh, if they actually work...I'll use 'em.
Yeah, there's stuff, some of it is quite funny too.
I used this before to great effect. "your father is a thief" ........ (pause) and the target would like get flustered, "cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes". The response I got was "that has got to be the most corny pick up line ever, but I give u credit for even daring to try it" Hey, as long as it works right?
.... that was really bad..
"Hello! My name is Uncle Max. How do you do?"
'works' for me.
"Target"? I see you take this stuff quite seriously.
I've never heard this line before, and perhaps it would sound less corny if delivered right.
target ended up as my wife.........
You should write the next dating best-seller:
"Works For Me"
The Art of The Simple & Obvious Pick-up Line
by
Uncle Max
Seriously, a simple, well-delivered, positive "Hi, how're you?" works better than a contrived, sappy "line".
Did you use the line with much success before this last target?
When I was working in a small country town, there was one nightclub. As there was little else going on we used to visit this nightclub on a Thursday night. It had a huge long bar, and when the group of lads visited one young good looking Lothario Welsh lad called Jeff thought he would try his luck in the almost empty nightclub. Standing at the far end of the bar was a tall curvy vision of beauty with long blond hair and an hourglass figure dressed in a seductive tightly-cut dress, standing with her elbow resting on her other arm and puffing seductively on a cigarette.
"Right lads, I am going in !" announced Jeff as he began the long walk to the other end of the bar. The rest of us just stood in awe and watched.
He put on his best swagger, and she noted his approach as he continued on his longest walk, but her features betrayed no interest and she kept the cigarette close to her mouth.
"Hi ! I'm Jeff" he beamed, and she slowly looked down at him.
She paused as if returning from a far-off thought , and for several seconds slowly looked him up and down. Then she took a drag from her cigarette, gently puffed a cloud of smoke in his face and smiled:
" off..............................................' Jeff' " she said.
dave
No not really, but its more of an internet pickup line, cause the wife was popular untouchable hall beauty contestant, and the university chat room was the only way to get to her. ooopps, maybe I am saying too much, I am not that sad a guy haha....... Hey I really ain't ok........
Richard Burton (also Welsh, but nobody minded) took his fancy new wife Elizabeth Taylor to a remote Welsh pub. Dicky had to go to the WC, thus leaving Elizabeth to the great unwashed.
One fellow decided to try his luck. Sidling up to her, he whispered: "What would you say to a little ?"
Quick as a whip, Elizabeth replied: "Hello, little ".
Maybe not quite under the heading of chatup lines, but certainly things not to do: when I was younger (so much younger than today, never needed anybodys help...) I had a six month relationship with a girl which ended when I moved away. A year or so later I saw her again in a club and discussed old times and how we should have made a better go of it, and perhaps we could get-it-together in the future. She then introduced that her spotty friend sitting next to her as her new fiance, whom she was to marry one month hence. The good thing is that as I was a little tired and emotional, I can't remember exactly what I said. Perhaps it's for the best.
dave
Did this really happen?
Dalmatian?
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..
Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.
These are truly dreadful. Have you ever heard these used in-the-wild Natasha ?
dave
Oh Natasha,
You don't sweat much, for a fat lass