Now this is a spider

Take a look at this.

Now the body is the size of a wasp. Surely this is not a normal common spider in switzerland. I have been here 6 years and never seen anything of the sort.

I am not scared of spiders but there is not a chance that i am going to attempt to get rid of this thing!

Shaving cream. Problem solved.

Vacuum cleaner is the clean and easy way to remove of it.

I found this a while back.

You rather live with it?

Tegenaria duellica , and yes, very common in Switzerland as well as the rest of northern Europe.

orb weaver. highly beneficial. usually they prefer to stay outdoors though.

Ok, but you do realise that the vacuum cleaner does not kill spiders, it will crawl back out at some point in my flat

Nope, i would rather close my doors and leavee it in the terrace, being careful every time i leave the house not to let it in

Its easy.

Or your biggest shoe.

Shoe it first, then vacuum!

One like that'll get rid of some other pesky critters- maybe you do leave it alone.... The cold will get it sooner or later.

"Shaving creaming" the spider immobilizes it so you can shoe/vaccuum/handshake with it.

Think i would use the shaving foam to shave the stubble off its legs first

But you would probably get around 70 years bad luck for killing something that size

you can always relocate the spider, the shaving cream eventually wears off. I don't think it would die of shaving cream poisioning...

Oh, I though that was just for "hairy" spiders...

That's not a spider,

THIS:

is a spider!

Where is your God now????

If you aren't going to trap and release him, then the death must be sure and brutal.

Spiders are extremely tough little b@stards. Couple months ago a ~2cm one was scampering across a work table; snatched him up with tweezers and dropped him in a beaker of acetone. Acetone. He ran around the perimeter of the bottom of the beaker for a good 10 seconds... I had to admire him so I pulled him out, dropped his groggy self on a paper towel and took him outside. A few minutes later he got up and marched off. Like a boss.

Now that's pimpin'...

Motorcycle helmets are of no use, BTW, in trapping spiders.

Love the comment, "nope, Chuck Testa" .