One patient at a time on the couch, please. No need to rush in, the doctor will hear all the details about your wild fantasies and process them in a strictly professional manner.
Thanks GGrapefruit. I had forgotten about the Strawberries... what foreplay would be complete without them. But they have to be fresh. I rarely indulge in foreplay outside the Strawberry season, but when I do, there has to be something tasty involved...
Oh boy with a title like that this one is gonna be a biggy! Just you watch.
So my question - what is all this rubber glove stuff? I am happy to don my Marigolds when cleaning but can't for the life of me think about sex when I'm cleaning my floor.
Am I missing out somewhere? Please someone put me out of my misery and explain what I should be doing with my Marigolds.