The Sex Thread

Kinky sex is like exotic food, good once in a while... but nothing beats the WELL cocked meat and potatoes.......

Was wondering when you were going to show up.

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Can't beat the basics.

I disagree on this occasion.

That screams NSFW.

The idea is that you are only wearing your Marigolds, 'cause you are clumsy with cleaning products and have ruined too many clothes with them. Opps, that isn't what you were talking about was it?

We'll just have to wait till someone with knowledge of latex comes around here.

this thread is still a l'il limp, could do with some mouth-to-thread. where are all the perverts? and why is no one asking Argus about "hot wax, high heels on men, blow-up dolls, whips, masks Hannibal-stylie and maybe rubber gloves, etc."

btw, ladies who wear high heels, much respect.

here's a quiz to help things along a bit.

We're here to discuss whatever you want to discuss, Sharkey. Or at least what EF allows you to.

Nothing is fashionable or unfashionable. It's whatever threads your needle or rocks your boat.

The heat, or the anticipation of it, is part of the pleasure.

well hsiang, now you've posted this, you need to tell us your score...

Those are fake, right ?

C'mon... you of all people know the difference between real and fake.

40% ish. i know, i know...its a little low. i'll try n improve on it by the end of the week...

Did you watch 'Fight Club'? In a fleeting scene, Tyler Durden appears at the bedroom door wearing nothing but yellow rubber gloves with the Helena Bonham Carter character still moaning on the bed in the background (or searching for a dropped cigarette). It's all in the suggestion, as Uncle Max rightly pointed out. The specifics would be crass and un-EF-worthy.

P.S. When you're cleaning your floor, you're bending over. 'Nuff said.

interesting... can u elaborate?

EF has a GROAN button... how 'bout making a MOAN one?

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jaysus ... this is all there is to this Sex Thread

With that avatar you ain't gonna get no moans from me, dude.

This is the English Forum, Sada. What did you expect?

(Lie back and think of the Alps?)

Actually, if you drip it from high enough, it is cooled somewhat before making contact with the skin...

I answered (truthfully) the quiz recommended by Hsiang and scored 22%

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