The Sex Thread

Oooh, good morning EF!! This makes a change from " I'm new in Basel" or "Am selling a fridge!"

Four poster bed, handcuffs and a blindfold!

Show off!

Anyway, I promised my psychiatrist, the distinguished Dr. Rustygraben, I'd behave on here from now on, so

absolutely no point in hanging around here anymore so....

A friend of mine was telling me that his girlfriend was travelling from Dublin to Lyon for a dirty weekend with him about a year ago. Apparently Airport Security confiscated her utensils... She was gutted, but I'm sure the Officials had a good laugh at it...

Moral of the story is, if you're flying away for a weekend of S&M, you should probably check your bags in...

Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

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Also, erotic is using a feather; kinky is using the feather duster.

In the same vein, erotic is using handcuffs; kinky is dressing up as a police officer and ...

...going to town with the taser and baton?

Kinky is using the chicken.

Young lady, you're slipping.

Come up with another or a Freudian slip, please.

Oh I do beg your pardon.

Ummmmm something something something always coming too late.

Howzat?

Excellent !!!!

Hmmm got 32/50 and purity score 32%

I guess i could easily get most of the missing ones, but I would need a volunteer for 50, as it does have some moral and legal complications.

Don't bother involving me. I am almost as pure as Alpine snow

yeah, maybe now, how about like, 20 years ago, huh?

Maybe I was referring to 20 years ago

It's a hot day and we need some hot posts, people.

J.L.P. and SwissOtter, where are you?

I'm working, so it's really hard to get into this, but I will try (don't score me on effort).

How does the weather affect you? I'm from a hot climate so warm is good. I'm just wondering if it is the same for those of you from the not so blessed area's of the world.

Do you get hotter as the temperature goes down? Or does it just not really matter?

Actually it is better when it is warm, but not hot.

That off course depends on your how are your s3x experiences performed.

I can raise the temperature of my partner to high levels of heat and that added to the heat my latin heart can produce, it cold not get comfortable when over 30°C

In such conditions a "frigid" partner could help to cool down the atmosphere.

Unfortunately ( for that particular aspect ) my partners tend to develop a tendency to become multiorgasmic, so the frigidity doens't last to long to cool it enough.

hot people, sylar spock quinto is still numero uno on my hot list

Wow! If only I didn't know you SL.