The Sex Thread

I've gone on a diet. need to sober up a bit too.

What have you been up to?

Does this have any bearing on sex?!

sure does. imagine a sex diet. have you ever been on one argus?

I thought this thread was all about that kinky stuff mentionned there...?

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and now I need a break.

Not voluntarily.

a diet isn't necessarily a reduction in consumption. it could also mean a preference for certain food groups, preparation styles etc.

Sex_diet

To be effective a sex diet requires intimacy.

Wow - at last a diet which you would want to be on!!

Man dies after winning 12-hour sex marathon bet

Yeah but what a way to go!!

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We've all heard about noses, hands and feet for men... but what about calves pertaining to women?* Perhaps this is only valid for Italian woman as it was two Italian doctors telling me about this. Can any of you pro's give me your un-medical opinion on to what the boys in Rome were going on about?

*yeah, I looked at mine too, like everyone is doing now.

Yep these are the real sexy mammas

The only question would be... which fold or crevice shall I make love to first?

Throw on some flour and see where it sticks.

The romance of it all.

This has nothing to do with romance, but rather with one of Mr Advocate's unresolved childhood issues where he felt a guilty attraction towards the Marshmallow man and Michelin's Bibendum during the early phases of his psychosexual development.

I only said that 'cause Richdog talked about making love... otherwise I would have said something about bumping uglies.

Well I was trying to make it as reader-friendly as possible. Saying "where shall I stick it in first haha" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Euwww... even I would have not stooped so low.

Am I the only one who cares about ugly people??